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Wow, this is a great shot! It's the Mona Lisa of The 'Burbs!

Mark: "I don't wanna go inside! I don't wanna! You can't make me!"

Moving trucks will always be diabolical to me... Remember, if you go to say hi, watch out for beehives. *Puts on ointment*

Happy (belated) Birthday! I just had my Sweet 16 on Aug. 15th.

I'd say electrocution, it can be easily interpreted as an accident. ;)

I call my dad Rumsfield because all the neighbor dogs want to take a crap in our lawn and always goes on a rant. "Damn dogs, taking a dump in my yard!" The first time it happened after watching The 'Burbs, I was laughing so hard. Also, (I can't make this up) one time he actually said, "I'm...

LOL. Isn't that typical? You watch the final moments of a movie and wonder... "What the heck was I just watching?" Sometimes it turns out to really be a great movie (i.e. The 'Burbs) and sometimes not so much (i.e. Cobra).

Hitler has made a couple appearances on Family Guy....

Those lines are (in my book at least) some of the funniest if said in the correct manner.

Go ahead Art, vent. I personally believe they make these remakes (most of the time poorly) just to add a gore factor. That sort of irritates me. I saw the new version of "The Hills Have Eyes" first and though I thought it was a good movie, I watched the original recently and like that one...

HaHa! Spinal Tap is hilarious! "You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?" ELEVEN! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Sorry.... I've recently been introduced to...

I'm afraid I did not see him on Dancing with the Stars... I'm not really interested in that show. Though my niece drives me insane with endless Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel...

Don't worry Art, I'm sure Dave will be more than happy to help you over the fence... remember to wear your hardhat!

A mechanical arm sticking out of the ground, just twitching... They sure don't have to worry about waking up with a horse's head in bed with them (or rather Landru's). Nobody messes with the Klopeks! (Except Ray, Rumsfield and Art)

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote: He's moved on...taken the family unit on a 3 week tour......argh....probably gone up to the lake and everything...<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span> That monster...

I can hear Ricky saying, "Woah Rumsfield! You took out the whole south side of town!"

I actually posted the same thing twice on accident and edited the second one so it said something different. I would NEVER have thought to do what you're accusing me of! :p Now that you mention it though.... :D

Transformer? I could see it now... THE TRANSFORMERS vs THE KLOPEKS I'd pay good money to see that... ok, maybe I'd use the card from that sh*t store. Would they accept store credit?

If not he could always find some. Isn't he an arms' dealer? Or he could just have crates full of ammunition in his basement...

When?!?!? heehee.... I'm just playing around.