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Gotta say Mark...the biting off the head of the animal cracker did it for me.

It sure was damp....today. Welcome!

Dead girlfriends, blown up house? Who's going to pick up all this mess?

And, you keep a horse in the basement? And what comes next for the Master of Science in Business and Human Resource Education?

Add caption to this pic... OMG! We have the winning lotto ticket!!!!

I don't like this. I don't like snooping around a nieghbor's house.

Maybe, but a man's furnace is his own business.

Is your mother home?

No, this is Walter. AAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHH!

I'm in the very same boat...this is my last semester. I hope your good feeling is the right one, and not the one that gives you a mediocre grade. :)

Great one happened yesterday, I had to share! I live in an apartment complex, and there was a moving van out front. My roomie comes in and says how difficult it was to park with the huge van there, so I said. "Well, it's been parked outside ALL DAY." ..and my sister, who was visiting said...

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Knapp Sack wrote: 2 and a Half Shells of a Man <center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span> ^^ Love it! Are you Smarter than Hans Klopek? Ray, the Klopek Slayer.

That can be arranged. Scope me, I'm outta here.

I would rather go down to the deli and get one of those beef sandwiches or set up the barbeque out back and drink a couple hundred beers or smoke a few cigars...outside.

Well, I was up at the crack of dawn watching a dog poop.

Make TV show names with 'burb themes..It can be names derived from Soap, Sitcoms, and gameshows... Examples: As The Furnace Burns Hans, the Teenage Satanist. Everybody Loves Ray. Let's see what everyone comes up with...

I wanna kill every one, Satan is good, Satan is our pal.

I constantly call the pizza delivery man, the 'Pizza Dude', and am always telling lameo's to get out of my apartment, but the other day... My friend and I were talking about his wife's family, who none of us like. And I said, "As I sit here, they are Satanists.." and went through the whole Art...

I'm sorry, that must be in the form of a question. And the answer is what is Memorial Day?

Hey, Mr. Rumsfield! When's the big unveiling? I gotta go to work in a couple of hour, you know.