Art - neighbour from hell

Okay, what I love about Art in this movie is his winding Ray up. And then having the nerve to say in Ray's house "thats rich considering you were the one that started this whole thing".

Check out Art's eyes "What is it?" "It's my neighbour..." Art's thinking...he's taking the bait...

Then the classic "Ray, Ray there's no doubt anymore"

And then he just runs and leaves Ray to his fate in the Klopek's basement! LOL!

What a b@$t@rd! LOL

"...we should sue them..."
Art took advantage of Ray through out the movie. Letting Ray do all the digging in the yard, calling him chicken "and in front of your kid", eating his food...

I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
Lol "Y'know you look like a chicken in front of your son and everything. Your son."

And I love Art's reactions to when Ray does get wound up! "Haha, jump a little higher, Spud Webb! Oh slam dunk!"

"Try decaf!"

"Listen to your wife? Who listens to their wife?"

"If I'd been on the plane, it would've crashed!"
quote:Art Weingartner wrote:

And then he just runs and leaves Ray to his fate in the Klopek's basement! LOL!

What a b@$t@rd! LOL

I know! What a pal!

Makes me wonder if he is Skip...

hahahahaha By the way, it's ok if you type swearing. The only word I have censored is F. It's my personal, least favorite/tolerable...

That doesn't mean anyone should go on a swearing rampage, haha, which I'm sure none of you will.
quote:Art Weingartner wrote:

Okay, what I love about Art in this movie is his winding Ray up. And then having the nerve to say in Ray's house "thats rich considering you were the one that started this whole thing".

Check out Art's eyes "What is it?" "It's my neighbour..." Art's thinking...he's taking the bait...

Then the classic "Ray, Ray there's no doubt anymore"

And then he just runs and leaves Ray to his fate in the Klopek's basement! LOL!

What a b@$t@rd! LOL


This behaviour might be due to the fact that Dante and Olsen wantd to display the "men" of the neighbourhood as if they were little children. Show me a child who says "Yes, this was my fault!" No, they also don't like to admit their mistakes. So after all Art is just a child in the body of an adult (whew, did we just discover a reference to Hanks' "Big" here?).

Walter, I have your dog.
quote:BonnieRumsfield wrote:

quote:Art Weingartner wrote:

And then he just runs and leaves Ray to his fate in the Klopek's basement! LOL!

What a b@$t@rd! LOL

I know! What a pal!

Makes me wonder if he is Skip...

hahahahaha By the way, it's ok if you type swearing. The only word I have censored is F. It's my personal, least favorite/tolerable...

That doesn't mean anyone should go on a swearing rampage, haha, which I'm sure none of you will.


I'd never ******* do that! There's just no ******* need for that sort of ******* ****. I hate it when ******* have to say **** and **** and *******, it's mindless.

"...we should sue them..."
Niiiiiiiiice, Chris. hahahahaha!

I knew you'd that. ;)
FUNKY BUTTLOVIN!
That would come in handy if Queenie takes another dump on our lawn and we have to get the stapler.
quote:Mayfield669 wrote:

That would come in handy if Queenie takes another dump on our lawn and we have to get the stapler.

Once that stapler has been used on Queeeenie, I'd have to throw it in the trash. Yuck.

I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
Yeah that's one used stapler IMO

"...we should sue them..."
I think Art was at my house for breakfast this morning... when I opened the fridge I found a jar of jelly that was TOTALLY EMPTY! What the hell?!?

I'm gonna staple his @ss shut!
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