I drink sitting on the couch that way when I fall it's not as far to go.
I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
Beers of the World
I always sit on the floor leaning against the couch for some reason...always have...that way the floor is just a feet inches and not too many bruises.
"...we should sue them..."
quote:Art Weingartner wrote:
I always sit on the floor leaning against the couch for some reason...always have...that way the floor is just a feet inches and not too many bruises.
LOL Good idea Art, I'll remember that this weekend..
I always sit on the floor leaning against the couch for some reason...always have...that way the floor is just a feet inches and not too many bruises.
LOL Good idea Art, I'll remember that this weekend..
Run to me, run to water!
quote:nocternal feeder wrote:
Don't fall off your chairs but instead of my usual limit of 2 or 3 beers if I am enjoying beer...I drank a whole 6 pack of Killians Saturday!...I know,I know,Like I said don't fall off your chairs.
(*falling off my chair*)
Don't fall off your chairs but instead of my usual limit of 2 or 3 beers if I am enjoying beer...I drank a whole 6 pack of Killians Saturday!...I know,I know,Like I said don't fall off your chairs.
(*falling off my chair*)
Walter, I have your dog.
quote:Art Weingartner wrote:
I always sit on the floor leaning against the couch for some reason...always have...that way the floor is just a feet inches and not too many bruises.
well there ya go...even better.
I always sit on the floor leaning against the couch for some reason...always have...that way the floor is just a feet inches and not too many bruises.
well there ya go...even better.
I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
Ok, I pledge,*holding up right hand* to always drink imported beer sitting on the floor,with my back up against the couch.LMBO
Of course for safety reasons.
Of course for safety reasons.
He comes over here to smoke cigars,his wife won't let him,he doesn't know I know that.
Yeah, good call. This is major league health and safety. That makes us...responsible drinkers! Who knew?!
"...we should sue them..."
quote:Art Weingartner wrote:
Yeah, good call. This is major league health and safety. That makes us...responsible drinkers! Who knew?!
We should have a public service message about this.lol
Yeah, good call. This is major league health and safety. That makes us...responsible drinkers! Who knew?!
We should have a public service message about this.lol
He comes over here to smoke cigars,his wife won't let him,he doesn't know I know that.
Do you like a drink?
Sure, we all do...but - think! How can I drink safely? How can I avoid accidents when I'm totally trollied?
Well, the geniuses on the burbs board have the answer!
Remain calm.
Sit on the floor.
Drink copious amounts of beer.
Collapse!
As you're only a few inches from the carpet...you'll avoid a collapsed skull.
"Think... before you Drink!"
Health & Safety Public Information
Sure, we all do...but - think! How can I drink safely? How can I avoid accidents when I'm totally trollied?
Well, the geniuses on the burbs board have the answer!
Remain calm.
Sit on the floor.
Drink copious amounts of beer.
Collapse!
As you're only a few inches from the carpet...you'll avoid a collapsed skull.
"Think... before you Drink!"
Health & Safety Public Information
"...we should sue them..."
quote:Art Weingartner wrote:
Do you like a drink?
Sure, we all do...but - think! How can I drink safely? How can I avoid accidents when I'm totally trollied?
Well, the geniuses on the burbs board have the answer!
Remain calm.
Sit on the floor.
Drink copious amounts of beer.
Collapse!
As you're only a few inches from the carpet...you'll avoid a collapsed skull.
"Think... before you Drink!"
Health & Safety Public Information
I love it! I especially like the skull part,because we all know that Dr.Klopeck needs skulls in excellet condition.
Do you like a drink?
Sure, we all do...but - think! How can I drink safely? How can I avoid accidents when I'm totally trollied?
Well, the geniuses on the burbs board have the answer!
Remain calm.
Sit on the floor.
Drink copious amounts of beer.
Collapse!
As you're only a few inches from the carpet...you'll avoid a collapsed skull.
"Think... before you Drink!"
Health & Safety Public Information
I love it! I especially like the skull part,because we all know that Dr.Klopeck needs skulls in excellet condition.
He comes over here to smoke cigars,his wife won't let him,he doesn't know I know that.
quote:Art Weingartner wrote:
Do you like a drink?
Sure, we all do...but - think! How can I drink safely? How can I avoid accidents when I'm totally trollied?
Well, the geniuses on the burbs board have the answer!
Remain calm.
Sit on the floor.
Drink copious amounts of beer.
Collapse!
As you're only a few inches from the carpet...you'll avoid a collapsed skull.
"Think... before you Drink!"
Health & Safety Public Information
Was that written when you were boozed-up?
Do you like a drink?
Sure, we all do...but - think! How can I drink safely? How can I avoid accidents when I'm totally trollied?
Well, the geniuses on the burbs board have the answer!
Remain calm.
Sit on the floor.
Drink copious amounts of beer.
Collapse!
As you're only a few inches from the carpet...you'll avoid a collapsed skull.
"Think... before you Drink!"
Health & Safety Public Information
Was that written when you were boozed-up?
Walter, I have your dog.
On A couple hundred cans of 10% Crest?
Run to me, run to water!