Everything I needed to know in life I learned from the Burbs

quote:DemonPrincess wrote:

quote:Kris Klopek wrote:

I learned that marrying the wrong woman can be worse than chewing broken glass.

...Although, to be fair, spending THAT much time with anyone would make you want to chew broken glass (she said after having to withstand living with her best friend/ex-ish boyfriend-ish for three weeks in between apartments). What I took away from that relationship was the value of me time. :)

That sounds like an interesting 3 weeks! If if wasn't such a personal subject I'd request one of your little essays about it :)

I've never seen that.
quote:Kris Klopek wrote:

quote:DemonPrincess wrote:

quote:Kris Klopek wrote:

I learned that marrying the wrong woman can be worse than chewing broken glass.

...Although, to be fair, spending THAT much time with anyone would make you want to chew broken glass (she said after having to withstand living with her best friend/ex-ish boyfriend-ish for three weeks in between apartments). What I took away from that relationship was the value of me time. :)

That sounds like an interesting 3 weeks! If if wasn't such a personal subject I'd request one of your little essays about it :)


At one point, after a few beers, I may have shouted "THIS APARTMENT IS WHERE HAPPINESS GOES TO DIE". It was...yeah, interesting.

...This man said it's gruesome that someone so handsome should care.
quote:DemonPrincess wrote:

quote:Kris Klopek wrote:

quote:DemonPrincess wrote:

quote:Kris Klopek wrote:

I learned that marrying the wrong woman can be worse than chewing broken glass.

...Although, to be fair, spending THAT much time with anyone would make you want to chew broken glass (she said after having to withstand living with her best friend/ex-ish boyfriend-ish for three weeks in between apartments). What I took away from that relationship was the value of me time. :)

That sounds like an interesting 3 weeks! If if wasn't such a personal subject I'd request one of your little essays about it :)


At one point, after a few beers, I may have shouted "THIS APARTMENT IS WHERE HAPPINESS GOES TO DIE". It was...yeah, interesting.


Then thank God you're out! Are you fully recovered? Sounds like you may need to watch The Burbs...

I've never seen that.
quote:Kris Klopek wrote:

quote:DemonPrincess wrote:

quote:Kris Klopek wrote:

quote:DemonPrincess wrote:

quote:Kris Klopek wrote:

I learned that marrying the wrong woman can be worse than chewing broken glass.

...Although, to be fair, spending THAT much time with anyone would make you want to chew broken glass (she said after having to withstand living with her best friend/ex-ish boyfriend-ish for three weeks in between apartments). What I took away from that relationship was the value of me time. :)

That sounds like an interesting 3 weeks! If if wasn't such a personal subject I'd request one of your little essays about it :)


At one point, after a few beers, I may have shouted "THIS APARTMENT IS WHERE HAPPINESS GOES TO DIE". It was...yeah, interesting.


Sounds like you may need to watch The Burbs...



Best medicine possible whenever you're feeling down :)

Walter, I have your dog.
quote:RayPeterson wrote:

Best medicine possible whenever you're feeling down :)



It really is. I've watched it 3 times so far in July, and that will become 4 before tomorrow ends! July's been a hell of a tough month...

I've never seen that.
quote:Kris Klopek wrote:

quote:DemonPrincess wrote:

quote:Kris Klopek wrote:

quote:DemonPrincess wrote:

quote:Kris Klopek wrote:

I learned that marrying the wrong woman can be worse than chewing broken glass.

...Although, to be fair, spending THAT much time with anyone would make you want to chew broken glass (she said after having to withstand living with her best friend/ex-ish boyfriend-ish for three weeks in between apartments). What I took away from that relationship was the value of me time. :)

That sounds like an interesting 3 weeks! If if wasn't such a personal subject I'd request one of your little essays about it :)


At one point, after a few beers, I may have shouted "THIS APARTMENT IS WHERE HAPPINESS GOES TO DIE". It was...yeah, interesting.


Then thank God you're out! Are you fully recovered? Sounds like you may need to watch The Burbs...



First thing I watched when I took the kitten and went to my mother's. ;)

...This man said it's gruesome that someone so handsome should care.
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