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Art_Weingartner

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Check out when Bonnie touches Hans and he flinches. The Doktah! has to quickly reassure Hans by calmly laying on his hands on his shoulders...

Safe to say Hans has never had a female experience.
 
"Please, this is a small family."

Perhaps his mother was not a nice person. Maybe the family killed her? Maybe the woman in "the frame" was dear old mommy.
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:

Check out when Bonnie touches Hans and he flinches. The Doktah! has to quickly reassure Hans by calmly laying on his hands on his shoulders...

Safe to say Hans has never had a female experience. <center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

I wouldn't say these are signs of lacking female experience.

Hm, this was intended to allude to "I wouldn't say these are signs of a struggle" but somehow I'm afraid it doesn't work.
 
I'm with Art, it does! hahahahahaha Poor Hans...but what woman whould go near a guy surrounded by flies, and an exploded beard on his face?
 
Plus he doesn't get out much. I bet he has never had a woman touch him other than his mother (whenever that may have been).
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Mayfield669 wrote:

Plus he doesn't get out much. I bet he has never had a woman touch him other than his mother (whenever that may have been).<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

Yeah, Hans mother..we don't know where the hell she is..*tea cup and saucer drops and shatters*
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>BonnieRumsfield wrote:

I'm with Art, it does! hahahahahaha Poor Hans...but what woman whould go near a guy surrounded by flies, and an exploded beard on his face?<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

In Germany we'd say "Every potty comes upon its corresponding lid." Maybe that's a bad translation but I hope everyone knows what it means. I can't find the English idiom.

So Hans, even for you someone is waiting out there.
 
Nice analogy...we say "There's someone for everyone (somebody for everybody) out there"
 
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