I'd love to have seen this...

Art_Weingartner

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...from a bedroom window...

Well, you know I manage a caseload of offenders (well, 2 separate caseloads actually but hey) anyhoo, I have a lot of links with other agencies, one of which, I might add, issomeone I have used from a housing agency. She moved one of my offenders into a property and is his support worker. Anyway, yesterday (I swear this is true) she emailed me to say James (the offender) had been spotted by a neighbour digging a hole in the middle of the night in his back garden! You can imagine I laughed my @$$ off. It's absolutely true, she went round and told him to fill it in (hey, health & safety :) ). She said it's there, not wide, but quite deep. It was around 2am-3am he did it. And he covered the hole with a stairgate. WTF?

 
 
Hey the guy has a little hole digging problem, he says he'll look after it, so everything's OK, right?
 
LOL I can virtually see the neighbour which spotted James walking barefoot on the grass in his blue robe and the next morning sitting confused on his balcony slurping orange juice.
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>RayPeterson wrote:

LOL I can virtually see the neighbour which spotted James walking barefoot on the grass in his blue robe and the next morning sitting confused on his balcony slurping orange juice.<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

Hahaha! Saying to his wife "...I wonder what was going on over there last night...I saw him....digging..."
 
so Art, did you manage to do anyting? Just one single thing?
 
Next time you see him I recommend saying the following:

"OK, why don't we cut all this polite crap? WHAT DO YOU HIDE IN THAT HOLE, HERR JAMES?"
 
Gets wierder...he had egg shells dangling from his wardrobe and bottles of what looked like urine in his room. He's either cleary a psycho.
 
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