"You keep a reindeer in the basement!?"
Walter, I have your dog.
I'm gonna do somthing productive.I'm gonna go watch 'The Burbs'.
Remember what you were saying about people in the North Pole, Art, people like Santa? People who wax their sleigh for the 800th time, and then snap? Well that's Santa! He's the one who vaults onto people's roofs, and sneaks in through people's chimneys. He's the one leaving gifts under the tree. He's the lunatic!
Says who?
quote:Knapp Sack wrote:
Remember what you were saying about people in the North Pole, Art, people like Santa? People who wax their sleigh for the 800th time, and then snap? Well that's Santa! He's the one who vaults onto people's roofs, and sneaks in through people's chimneys. He's the one leaving gifts under the tree. He's the lunatic!
Can you blame him? He lives next door to people who break into his house, and leave him tons of letters asking for gifts, while he's gone for the day!
Remember what you were saying about people in the North Pole, Art, people like Santa? People who wax their sleigh for the 800th time, and then snap? Well that's Santa! He's the one who vaults onto people's roofs, and sneaks in through people's chimneys. He's the one leaving gifts under the tree. He's the lunatic!
Can you blame him? He lives next door to people who break into his house, and leave him tons of letters asking for gifts, while he's gone for the day!
Run to me, run to water!
Hey Santa, did you pick up a Hefty bag that was bulky and probably a little moist?
Walter, I have your dog.
that santa trains his reindeer to crap on my roof.
I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
quote:Rays Yard wrote:
that santa trains his reindeer to crap on my roof.
That's why he has the best sleigh on the north pole.
that santa trains his reindeer to crap on my roof.
That's why he has the best sleigh on the north pole.
Walter, I have your dog.
Santa's elves are clearly psychos!
"...we should sue them..."
quote:Art Weingartner wrote:
Santa's elves are clearly psychos!
Yeah their the ones who are vaulting over fences and peeking into peoples windows,
and throwing garbage in the streets. Their the ones acting suspicious and paranoid Art, them,
it's not us, THEM!
Santa's elves are clearly psychos!
Yeah their the ones who are vaulting over fences and peeking into peoples windows,
and throwing garbage in the streets. Their the ones acting suspicious and paranoid Art, them,
it's not us, THEM!
Run to me, run to water!