Mark Rumsfield

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Okay, this has been done a long time ago but thought it would be good to list all the cowardly traits of Lt Rumsfield...and actions, body language or things he says that makes him look like a fraidy cat?
 
- Obviously feeling uncomfortable when the thunderstorm at night set in

- Nibbling Animal Crackers

- "It's really high!"
 
Sssshing Art when they're with the garbies...

Running away from the Klopek's having pressed the button 'together' with Art lol
 
The way he strolls away after Carol told him and Art that they won't be able to talk to Ray until he resembles the man she married (not really "cowardly" but at leat unusual for someone who has been in the bush and could snap necks in a heartbeat).
 
- annoyed that Walter has a better lawn than his and can afford a ChemLawn service.

- Likes to spy rather than confront.

- Behaves like a 10 year old when he says "C'mon, let him come out..."

- Likes to dress up in military surplus stuff, stroll around in it at home even though he's not with the army anymore, living glory days he never had, pretends to be the neighborhoods sarge in command of his hoodie troops.

 
Just like Art, he likes to shoot guns off in the neigborhood.
 
Expects Ray to clear everything up with the Klopeks, hiding behind Ray and making Ray out to be the fall guy.

"Raa-ay! Go ahead tell them what you saw."
 
LOL I just had to burst out in senseless laughter because it took me until now to realize how funny this is: the most fearful guy of them all asks Ray: "What are you? Fraidy Cat?" Priceless.

For some strange reason I always perceived this sentence from Mark as normal. A sentence like so many others. But now I just realized the wonderful irony of it.
 
- When Queenie is found, he doesn't staple it's a** shut. J/K! LOL

I think y'all listed all the ones I could think of. Really, the only brave thing he ever did, was the slide kick to Hans. That was pretty bada**.
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>BonnieRumsfield wrote:

- When Queenie is found, he doesn't staple it's a** shut. J/K! LOL

I think y'all listed all the ones I could think of. Really, the only brave thing he ever did, was the slide kick to Hans. That was pretty bada**.<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

Good one. LOL
 
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