My Trip To America

JoOngle

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Well, I decided to fly away half the planet away from Sweden and across the entire USA to find a small spooky town...And I did.

In fact, I spent an entire 12 days in that town, let's call it "Paradiseville".

Paradiseville is a small town, around 10.000 citizens, it's a peaceful little town where everyone knows everyone. They rarely have any crime, in fact...I never even witnessed ONE crime, but during my stay, there where 3 houses on fire, one of them, oddly...I just passed 2 minutes ago when I was there, just to look back, and 5 police cars was there in an instant, wow. Funny that I didn't notice the fire, I just knew hours later when I read about it in the local newspaper - The Daily Paradise (won't reveal where I went for internetZ reasons).

The town looks like a paradise too, the houses so old, so charming, and the people are super friendly. But we all know that these little small towns are full of secrets, and I actually managed to learn a few of them, yes 12...days on foot is a long time, and you'll eventually get to know folks. And so I did.

I even talked to a real estate agent, that drove me around her little town, opening up houses so I could see what it would be like to purchase a house there, I was in fact dreaming of this...but their house standards are FAR below those in Sweden, and costs just a little more as well. The entire city is like a live ghost town from the past, but full of people still...

After snooping around for hours and days, I got to talk with a prominent citizen that has been around since the beginning, she told me that Paradiseville isn't quite as peaceful as the newcomers and tourists would love to believe, but is run by a sinister family that once was one of Americas richest families. Let's call them "the Mosteks". The Mosteks are originally immigrants, but what made this little town rich. They had numerous ships going trough treacherous waters, bringing riches from far to here, many sacrificed their lives, many fell victims to pirates too, in fact, these rivers are notorious for pirates...in the past...that is.

In this town, there are TWO prominent buildings owned by Capt. Mostek himself. One is the Mostek Museum, dedicated to the captain and his achievement, that was in fact Mostek's former home, fit for a captain of such proportions, such stature. Elegant and beautiful in every way, super solid...and...I felt a presence of a Ghost there, could that be Capt. Mostek himself?

I decided to go a little sleuthing and venture into the rabbit hole a bit deeper, then I found out that there where FAR more going on in that old town, that I originally thought. There is a secondary house that the Mosteks own, this house was a HUGE Victorian house, graceful, but fallen from grace as it was old and derelict.

When I tried to hint of ...maybe purchasing the mystery house, they would hear nothing of it, and told me it'd cost a million dollars to fix it up. The local newspaper even managed to take a few pictures of it's insides, and it looks like a family tragedy indeed has taken place, in fact...the house looked like the KLOPEKS family.

Walls where torn, yet huge and elegant from a glorious past, boxes and garbage was laying around everywhere, as if there was a former hoarder family living there. It looked spooky, but a bit sad as well. This magnificent house, with such a glorious past, now succumbed by rumors and speculations about the once so prominent family of this little famous town.

Paradiseville is fantastic to look at - first sight, it has even been the location for various famous movies, (you can guess all you want, I won't blatantly reveal the name of the town OR movies here, and I suggest you don't either, but you're welcome at "hinting" it) ;)

It's somewhat eerie though, as it's streets are super clean, the houses are in fair condition being Victorian and all, but where are the kids running in the streets? So many schools...so few families walking the streets. People are afraid of littering too, one person dropped a napkin, almost frantically throwing himself after it, to catch it before the wind did...never seen someone so desperate over a paper-towel before, but it does tell something about this place. No crime...nice, so many rules, perhaps? Something I don't know about the sheriff in town perhaps?

It would further dawn upon me how special this little town was when I went on one of the buses, I have never seen so many WINDOWS PLASTERED WITH RULES before... Do not smoke, do not Loiter, Do not talk to the driver, Do not drink alcoholic beverages on the bus, do not drink anything on the bus, do not have open containers on the bus, do not carry weapons, knives or sharp objects on the bus, do not irritate or tease anyone on the bus, we do not tolerate racism here (that one I kind of like), don't cough on someone, if you have to cough, either wear a mask, cough into your armpit etc. Followed by a huge poster telling with images on how to do just that.

Have exact change only, know your destination, we can't exchange money, we don't carry money. The bus looked like something from the 70's, yet it was filled to the brim with dome cameras in the roof. The busdriver was grumpy, but very set on doing everything by the book, so when I dared ask a question, I got a very VERY long instruction + rehearsal on what I just "learned". Freaky!

I've experienced so many things in this town, that I could tell hundreds of stories, unfortunately my camera got stolen at the airport, so no pictures this time around, but I know I'll return one day.

 
 
Interesting, thanks for sharing.

So why exactly did you visit THIS town and not another one? What was the purpose of your travel? Really just snooping around and hearing stories about a town that you've never been to before?
 
No clues, nothing? Midwest, east coast, west coast, etc...you've piqued my curiosity.
 
@Ray,

Well, I guess I was somewhat bored in my neighborhood, nothing ever happens here other than the neighbors that mow their lawn for the 800th time.

And I've always wanted to go to America, especially since I speak more American than Scandinavian anyway (Why I've not done this before, really eludes me :omg: )

We're burbanites - let's face it, there's a reason we're so many in here that have a few movies from the 80's in common, we like the neighborhoods where everyone kind of cares about each other, we like to have nature close to us, but still be somewhat in a modern area with all our creature comforts. We like snooping around and being a bit adventurous instead of boring working stiffs, we're real Burbanites, that's why (and no, I'm not really kidding here).

So instead of picking one of the usual tourist destinations such as California, New York, Los Angeles and all those other areas just about half the planet visits anyway, why not chose something weird?

You should have seen the faces at the travel agent when I told them where I wanted to go, they didn't even have hotels there. So I had to order those reservations online on the net to at all get some place to sleep over there, Roach motel...but liveable.

(Man...I miss Twinkies, or Zingers!)

To give you a few straight answers, I'd say:

1) I picked this one, because it was a quaint old 80's town with an amazing history, it's small...but high density, it's famous from a lot of big movie hits in the 80's, in fact...it's one of the few locations that aren't "burbank studios scenery" or made-up-hollywood-towns, it's the real deal, people are like that, the environment is like that, and it's like living the dream.

This brings us perhaps directly to the point of movie fanaticism, which this is NOT about, I'm pretty sure no one in here are really interested in "murder or horror stories" per see...in real life...sure in movie, and books - fine, but for real life, The Burbs showed a lot of people something that was close to their heart.

It portrayed a small knit society, modern with life's little comforts, and still with the qualities of being small - and safe - where people can sit on their porches without some stupid wannabe gansta kid walking by saying it's my "neighborhood fooo!!, so get inside or I'll bust a cap in ya ass", but a real "normal" neighborhood, with "normal" people instead of these deluded gang morons that you seem to find in every major city.

Life here, is better - it's where your kids can run free, the cops will come in a split second if something really happens, it's the place where people care about their houses, their gardens, where you can stroll over to your neighbor, and perhaps put a few steaks over and have a few beers.

It's like when you look out in the forest at night, you'll see the fog and mist embrace the trees, the moon strike and shine some streaks of light in between, hear the insects shrill, the birds and night animals make their sounds, just chill and relax on the porch, enjoying every minute of your life.

That's what I'm talking about! Quality of life.

2) The snooping around part is important, in fact, it's vital if it's a place you plan to move to, or even just purchase a summer/winter home at. Who want's to throw 100.000$ into a gang-land neighborhood? Who want's to live next to an industrial area, or a town that's owned by scientologists or worse? It's important to get to know the locals, to see if there are future job-opportunities there if I plan to move there once...etc.

And of course...for the Adventure! :)

@Landru

There's plenty of clue in the text I wrote above. If you still don't get it, then think (but don't mention cities or places, because I won't say yes or no...I simply won't reveal it for less perhaps...obvious reasons), but it is a paradise.

Rainy

But green...

Not too cold
Not too warm
In fact...I've said too much already.

 
I see. Well there is some fascination in burbish city life. I love suburbs, too. I like taking strolls through towns I've never been to before. I like discovering small things like a beautiful brook that's purling, a lonesome windmill or stuff like that. In the past when I still studied and had lots more time I sometimes decided to visit certain towns that simply sounded interesting like "Thornbush" or something like that. So I went there, parked my car and had a stroll through the town, walking through the shopping arcades, buying me some ice and talking to the elder citizens. That was great.

The idea is fascinating that behind every curtain of every single house that you pass by, there are stories going on. People living their lifes with all the facets that life brings. Every rooms has an individual interior decoration. And that applies to all those hundreds and thousands of houses that every of the hundreds and thousands of those towns contain.
 
Interesting story JoOngle, thanks for sharing. At first I felt like it was something taken out of a Stephen King Noviel, so the mystery town could be somewhere in Maine. But then again you said that you traveled across the entire US, which (traveling from Sweden) should have but you somewhere on the west coast. I'll dig some more and try to find the actual location of "Paradiseville" (I won't reveal it).

Cheers!
 
Is it the town that the Goonies was filmed in?
I know that's where i'd go.
 
Yes yes....aw...you all are revealing my little secret, even got a private message with the right answer. :)
 
We're masters at snooping around.
 
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