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I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
quote:kennyman wrote:


Its actually a simple code to crack, here's what you do,
Just bust in on your wife while she's in the shower.
I'm pretty sure you will find the cupcakes!...HAHAA

Reminds me of the ALF intro when that perverted alien busted into the shower while Kate Tanner was showering.

Walter, I have your dog.
quote:RayPeterson wrote:

quote:kennyman wrote:


Its actually a simple code to crack, here's what you do,
Just bust in on your wife while she's in the shower.
I'm pretty sure you will find the cupcakes!...HAHAA

Reminds me of the ALF intro when that perverted alien busted into the shower while Kate Tanner was showering.

 It seems that Alf was looking for some cupcakes as well...haha

Run to me, run to water!
or the kitty (cat) that is.

I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
I'm not gonna make any jokes including the word "pussy" right now.

Walter, I have your dog.
Hey Ray Peterson, it's been a month,
are you going to do something about making a joke that includes the word "pussy" now?

Run to me, run to water!
NNNNNNO!!!!

Walter, I have your dog.
Whoa, bout a 9 on the tention scale there Peterson..
 Hey, lets get Rays Yard to do it!...haha

Run to me, run to water!
I think I'll plead the 5th on this one.

I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
Come now Mr.Rays Yard, you were in my basement,
surely you saw my book,"101 jokes including the word pussy",didnt you..
ah yes, I know you did

Run to me, run to water!
quote:kennyman wrote:


Come now Mr.Rays Yard, you were in my basement,
surely you saw my book,"101 jokes including the word pussy",didnt you..
ah yes, I know you did

Ah yes,I know you did...
Don't let KennyMan trick you guys...His joke book is actually called,101 Holiday Jokes.He ordered it from our youngest daughter's school book order[who is 9],when she ordered books.LOL :D

He comes over here to smoke cigars,his wife won't let him,he doesn't know I know that.
quote:Rays Yard wrote:

I think I'll plead the 5th on this one.

LOL.I would have said the same thing. :D

He comes over here to smoke cigars,his wife won't let him,he doesn't know I know that.
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