Olympics Opening Ceremony

quote:Art Weingartner wrote:

quote:BonnieRumsfield wrote:

quote:Art Weingartner wrote:

I think it has to be done.....a marathon Burbs canasta competition...

"Aaaaaaaaand the gold medal goes to....the Klopeks...of Slavia..."

Headline next day

*THE KLOPEKS TOOK STEROIDS: No one would have ever suspected them of foul play*

LOL! Oh man! Art, my stomach hurts! hahahahaha I feel i laugh a lot on here. Either y'all are super hilarious...or I am lacking a lot of sleep..I think it's both!

May I recommend trying to take a knapp? Nap. I also recommend just hanging around and being lazy...

 

hahahahaha! Oh man..y'all probably think I'm on crack or something, don't ya?

quote:Art Weingartner wrote:


Headline next day

*THE KLOPEKS TOOK STEROIDS: No one would have ever suspected them of foul play*


Well it looks like the opening ceremonies have even been accused of foul play...



Olympic fireworks faked for TV

quote:Rays Yard wrote:

1st Event: Garbage Stick

2nd Event: Trash Throwing

3rd Event: Asshole stapling



4th event: Beer can crushing

5th event: ceramic owl shooting

quote:TheManiacNextDoor wrote:

quote:Art Weingartner wrote:


Headline next day

*THE KLOPEKS TOOK STEROIDS: No one would have ever suspected them of foul play*


Well it looks like the opening ceremonies have even been accused of foul play...



Olympic fireworks faked for TV


Damn, especially those footprints impressed me.

Although I was suspicious. The camerwork was too flawless. Almost Joe Dante - spheres.

Wow....that's pretty cool.

quote:RayPeterson wrote:

quote:Rays Yard wrote:

1st Event: Garbage Stick

2nd Event: Trash Throwing

3rd Event: Asshole stapling



4th event: Beer can crushing

5th event: ceramic owl shooting


Let's not forget the ever-Chinese BBQ Cat Cookoff. Oh don't worry about the cats....I'm sure it'll be imitation meat.

This just keeps getting better and better. Now it's been revealed that the little girl singing during the ceremony Milli-Vanillied her way through the performance. Apparently a 7 year old girl with crooked teeth is unheard of in China...?



Olympic ceremony singer mimed

Smells like they're cooking a Go*d@mned cat over there...

quote:BonnieRumsfield wrote:

quote:Art Weingartner wrote:

quote:BonnieRumsfield wrote:

quote:Art Weingartner wrote:

I think it has to be done.....a marathon Burbs canasta competition...

"Aaaaaaaaand the gold medal goes to....the Klopeks...of Slavia..."

Headline next day

*THE KLOPEKS TOOK STEROIDS: No one would have ever suspected them of foul play*

LOL! Oh man! Art, my stomach hurts! hahahahaha I feel i laugh a lot on here. Either y'all are super hilarious...or I am lacking a lot of sleep..I think it's both!

May I recommend trying to take a knapp? Nap. I also recommend just hanging around and being lazy...

 

hahahahaha! Oh man..y'all probably think I'm on crack or something, don't ya?

I think a Burbs Olympics is a great idea.

Sidewalk jumping
Marathon eating (Art gets the gold there).
grave digging

quote:Mayfield669 wrote:

quote:BonnieRumsfield wrote:

quote:Art Weingartner wrote:

quote:BonnieRumsfield wrote:

quote:Art Weingartner wrote:

I think it has to be done.....a marathon Burbs canasta competition...

"Aaaaaaaaand the gold medal goes to....the Klopeks...of Slavia..."

Headline next day

*THE KLOPEKS TOOK STEROIDS: No one would have ever suspected them of foul play*

LOL! Oh man! Art, my stomach hurts! hahahahaha I feel i laugh a lot on here. Either y'all are super hilarious...or I am lacking a lot of sleep..I think it's both!

May I recommend trying to take a knapp? Nap. I also recommend just hanging around and being lazy...

 

hahahahaha! Oh man..y'all probably think I'm on crack or something, don't ya?

I think a Burbs Olympics is a great idea.

Sidewalk jumping
Marathon eating (Art gets the gold there).
grave digging

Woooow, does this make you dizzy?

Yeah...it's like something from TRON

Looks like the typical situation when suddenly thousands of error messages pop up on my screen.

Tron? Wow, I had forgotten all about that movie. My wife had a situation once at work where two people had out of office messages in place on their email. One person sent an email out right before they left on vacation, turned on their out of office message, the other persons out of office message was already in place and the two computers kept sending each other out of office messages, tieing up the system. I believe that problem has been rectified by Microsoft. Speaking of Microsoft, I believe their goal is world domination via computers, vis a vis Terminator (machines included) or Colossus, the Forbin Project.