Out of Burbs experience

I call my dad Rumsfield because all the neighbor dogs want to take a crap in our lawn and always goes on a rant.

"Damn dogs, taking a dump in my yard!"

The first time it happened after watching The 'Burbs, I was laughing so hard. Also, (I can't make this up) one time he actually said,

"I'm gonna staple that dog's ass shut!"

I had a field day on that one. :p
 
Hahahaha in front of your daughter and everything.....your daughter.....
 
Just keep him and his sniper rifle off your roof and out of the back of the garbage truck, even though his taxes pays the Garbies' salaries.
 
Luckily he wasn't a sniper, just a combat engineer... he's spent 3 years in Heilbronn, Germany and he knows how to sweep for mines and build and blow up bridges! ;)

He might use this knowledge to set up booby traps all around our house... so if you hear about a major explosion in the Portland suburb of Gresham, that was just our house. :p
 
Blow up bridges? that is pretty cool. Every guy wants to know how to blow up stuff.

I can see it now, they were just a quiet family...

But back to the topic - when I come home from work I always, even if on a weekday, put on my "vacation togs".
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:

Hahahaha in front of your daughter and everything.....your daughter.....<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

that made me laugh so hard!
 
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