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Okay dudes.
I have two phobias: Clowns. and Dwarfs.
They both scare the piss outta me. Clowns...I really just don't get it. I'm sitting there, about to tuck in to a Quarterpounder...I look over my shoulder...Ronald McDonald's grinning evil face...argh. Sh*t!
I do have a reason for my phobia though. As with most phobias it developed when young. I was a kid in a pushchair. We went to the circus. Apparently I was fast asleep in my cot thing. Then the clowns came on. Jesus. You know those stupid cars they drive that collapse? Hilarious eh?....well apparently, they were driving one of those around and it went BANG! and collapsed. At that exact point of it going BANG! I opened my eyes in shock and found myself staring into the cold, unsmiling eyes of a clown. Can anyone blame me for having issues? LOL
Dwarfs? Well....just because. They...they scare me.
I have two phobias: Clowns. and Dwarfs.
They both scare the piss outta me. Clowns...I really just don't get it. I'm sitting there, about to tuck in to a Quarterpounder...I look over my shoulder...Ronald McDonald's grinning evil face...argh. Sh*t!
I do have a reason for my phobia though. As with most phobias it developed when young. I was a kid in a pushchair. We went to the circus. Apparently I was fast asleep in my cot thing. Then the clowns came on. Jesus. You know those stupid cars they drive that collapse? Hilarious eh?....well apparently, they were driving one of those around and it went BANG! and collapsed. At that exact point of it going BANG! I opened my eyes in shock and found myself staring into the cold, unsmiling eyes of a clown. Can anyone blame me for having issues? LOL
Dwarfs? Well....just because. They...they scare me.