Ray's Landscaping

quote:Art Weingartner wrote:


That it's come to this! "Hey girls...wanna look desireable to boys? Wanna be 'the one'? Then look like a walking bag of bones." I don't think so.



No male in the world thinks so.

Whenever I talk to men about this subject the tenor is: we like curves!

quote:Art Weingartner wrote:

Some of them look like they're in dire need of an Art-esque breakfast...

I just don't get it, you know? These size 0 models. Scrawny. Immaciated. Walking skeletons, they look awful. Half of them look like they need a transfusion.

That it's come to this! "Hey girls...wanna look desireable to boys? Wanna be 'the one'? Then look like a walking bag of bones." I don't think so.

Get some meat on them bones will ya!

You might as well walk up the cat walk, pick up a model and shout "THIS IS WALTER!!!"

Go up to one and look her up and down quizzically and say "Where the hell did Vince get this"

"You saw one of my skulls didn't you? Oh yes...I know you did" "Yeah I did...it was modelling a skirt at the time"

Chris you, are so awesome and hilarious! You made my day with that, hahahahaa

If ever I'm at a runway show, I'm totalling doing that! hahahahaha

I agree, most models look terrible.

wow, this got off topic. LOL

Things tend to LOL

quote:Art Weingartner wrote:

Things tend to LOL

Red sky at night...

quote:Art Weingartner wrote:

"You saw one of my skulls didn't you? Oh yes...I know you did" "Yeah I did...it was modelling a skirt at the time"

Hilarious,

Ray, I totally agree. Some of those models are painful to look at, they are so anorexic and not at all attractive.

quote:Art Weingartner
You might as well walk up the cat walk, pick up a model and shout "THIS IS WALTER!!!"

Go up to one and look her up and down quizzically and say "Where the hell did Vince get this"

"You saw one of my skulls didn't you? Oh yes...I know you did" "Yeah I did...it was modelling a skirt at the time"

HEAHEAHHADHGJKD AHEAHEHAEHA ASGFDG *breathes*
brilliant. and sick

quote:Art Weingartner wrote:

Hey, maybe Queenie destroyed the Klopek's tree with her poodle p*$$?

Bonnie...how can you have a thing for Hans??? He's a ginger. LOL.

HAHAHA i'm not really into gingers either. but some redheads have reallllyyy nice red hair. Like, if it's deep red, or a caramel-ish red. it kinda depends i think. and i think redhaired women are prettier than redhaired males. from what i've seen. ^_^

quote:yellowtangerine wrote:

quote:Art Weingartner
You might as well walk up the cat walk, pick up a model and shout "THIS IS WALTER!!!"

Go up to one and look her up and down quizzically and say "Where the hell did Vince get this"

"You saw one of my skulls didn't you? Oh yes...I know you did" "Yeah I did...it was modelling a skirt at the time"

HEAHEAHHADHGJKD AHEAHEHAEHA ASGFDG *breathes*
brilliant. and sick

quote:Art Weingartner wrote:

Hey, maybe Queenie destroyed the Klopek's tree with her poodle p*$$?

Bonnie...how can you have a thing for Hans??? He's a ginger. LOL.

HAHAHA i'm not really into gingers either. but some redheads have reallllyyy nice red hair. Like, if it's deep red, or a caramel-ish red. it kinda depends i think. and i think redhaired women are prettier than redhaired males. from what i've seen. ^_^


I have to agree with you on that. I like the red hair, but it does seem like the males just aren't..well..that attractive hahahaha I just have a thing for hair!

Yep

Me on men

- hair
- accent
- eyes

If those three things are good, then I'm on them like gravy on taters. hahaha it's so ridiculous. I can't help it..I'm just drawn to [mainly] Europeans. Like there's this german guy that comes in to buy fish once a week, and Oh my gosh. He's not THAT cute, but he's tall, and his accent, and he has the most beautiful eyes...color of the sky..man..I just get all smiley, turn ginger in the face, and get all shaky when I see his car like pull up in the parking lot.

Wow that was embarrassing to tell, but it's true. Like I told this girl i work with about him, and she looked at him, and she's like, he's not cute...She just doesn't see the beauty I do. hehe Face it...I'm probably going to marry a European some day.

I actually set that as a goal, when I was like 12 or so hahaha! They're just way better than these American boys. Well mostly.

german actor Benno Fürmann

imo one of the prettiest men ever. <3





(i know that was off topic but meh)

seriously, his eyes have this raelllyy light blue/green colour. amazing. <3

Well ladies, you are absolutely right with the German men. You can't go wrong with them.

Hahahaha no bias there eh Ray?

When you say 'European accent' jeez...in England alone we have a myriad of accents...northern, scouser, midlands, cockney (eugh) norfolk and devon, geordie...