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What the heck is it with chicks and handbags and shoes - (there...I said it)...My wife has millions of shoes and bags....jesus...what the hell is going on???

"...we should sue them..."
I'm actually a bag sorta lady..a bag lady if you prefer hahahaha I'm not really into shoes..I don't If I see some that are cute..fine..but I'm not like "OMG THERE'S A SHOE SALE GOING ON! I HAVE TO CALL IN SICK!" Ya know? I don't even buy purses..if I had money I would. I but more actual clothes though. lol

And it's okay, Art..because there ARE a lot of ladies who love shoes and purses. I guess I'm weird..because I can only shop for an hour or so, and then I'm ready to go home..any longer and i want to kill myself. Which is why I NEVER, EVER..shop with my sister.
When I go shopping, there is always a certain purpose which needs to be accomplished. If I want to buy new trousers for example, I'll walk in a clothing store and buy them. I'll walk out after maye 10 minutes and am glad that it's over.

Sometimes I have the feeling, women just go shopping...for the sake of...SHOPPING. You know what I mean?

Walter, I have your dog.
I will say this,I like to shop although,I also like to get what I'm getting and go.I do have a couple of friends,that when they shop they have to spend what seems like a half hour looking at every single thing.That drives me nuts,makes me want to get out my ice pick,or introduce them to my furnce.LOL
 :D

He comes over here to smoke cigars,his wife won't let him,he doesn't know I know that.
Or the horse in your basement!
quote:nocternal feeder wrote:

,makes me want to get out my ice pick,or introduce them to my furnce.LOL
 :D

Or I can dig a hole in the backyard.so you can introduce them to that,if you like,I can do that....haha

Run to me, run to water!
quote:BonnieRumsfield wrote:

Or the horse in your basement!

LMAO

I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
quote:kennyman wrote:

quote:nocternal feeder wrote:

,makes me want to get out my ice pick,or introduce them to my furnce.LOL
 :D

Or I can dig a hole in the backyard.so you can introduce them to that,if you like,I can do that....haha


It's your vacation... :D

He comes over here to smoke cigars,his wife won't let him,he doesn't know I know that.
uh oh, it's started.

I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
We're just waiting for the thunderstorm to roll in..

Run to me, run to water!
I had to many beers last night and this is how I feel.

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I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
HAHAHAHAHAHA the lights are on but no-one's home...

Ray, a cure for your hangover...slurp your orange juice then try to resemble the man Carol would want to marry

"...we should sue them..."
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