Swine Flu

Art_Weingartner

Art_Weingartner

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Have I told you guys before I am based in an NHS (medical/health) office in the suburbs and not the city? Well, it's true. Our prolific offender unit has been shoe-horned in alongside nurses, midwives, health visitors etc. Pretty cool.

Anyway, it's been 30 degrees here past few days. Blistering. So I took the day off today. Been laying down in the back garden on the sunlounger, sunbathing.

I suddenly remembered I was at my other office tomorrow morning, in the city - meaning I needed my pass (all the doors are security sensored) so I popped over to my office to get my pass.

I walk in the main door and I see a woman who used to be the building manager a coupla years ago. I go over, say hi, ask her what she's doing there.

After commenting on my tan, she looks at me and says "Swine Flu has kicked off. This clinic is the main contact point for swine flu victims. Two people have been in already for Tamiflu"

Great. Nice. My air-conditioned building now has the H1N1 virus flying around.

I said to her "Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Tamiflu sh*t?" she said "Yes, it's wank - it doesn't do anything"

Double whammy. Soooooooo...just waiting for the aches and pains :)
 
If I were in that situation, I would not feel guilty about wearing a breathing mask, the kind surgeons wear. Art,you should suggest to your managers to make it manditory for everyone to wear those masks. I would.
 
OK, so they've read your NWO - Threads and decided to take you off the streets placing the virus directly in your office.

Soon nice people will arrive and force you to get an important vaccination. Of course in combination with a little RFID chip placed underneath your skin.

And El Snappo you're one of the first victims to be prepared for enslavement.

Hey Art, sleep tight! (*roll of thunder*)

No, of course I'm just kidding. Maybe you're not affected. And even if, sometimes the symptoms vanish after a couple of days even without Tamiflu.

It's really hot here, too. I can't seem to do anything with my hair.
 
The virus is not as bad as normal flu, it's like a bad cold. Some families here are deliberately taking their children to 'swine flu parties' - where known infected people are; the rationale being they will get it over and done with and build-up immunity. Twats.

Anyway, Tamiflu is useless.

*rat face sneer* It doesn't do one thing

- except make billions for Rumsfeld.
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:

The virus is not as bad as normal flu, it's like a bad cold. Some families here are deliberately taking their children to 'swine flu parties' - where known infected people are; the rationale being they will get it over and done with and build-up immunity. Twats.

Anyway, Tamiflu is useless.

*rat face sneer* It doesn't do one thing

- except make billions for Rumsfeld. <center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

LOL @ *rat face sneer* It doesn't do one thing

So all you have to do is...relax I guess?
 
RP is right. No piont in worrying about it. Eat your vegtables and keep your strenth up,
you'll be OK.
 
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