The Klopecks of Michigan

Mattrock

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Ok, I'm new here and have a lot of posts to read so I don't know if there's a similar story out there yet, butt, here goes:

When I was in high school I had to walk about a quarter mile to get to the bus stop. I won't bore you with how rediculous this is when you think about our weather. Anywho, I always passed by this house that "Didn't even have a lawn to mow". The tree in the front yard was dead and the back yard was a mess of leaves. Due to the leaves, I don't think they were digging bodies up. So anyway, I've never seen anyone go in or out regularly. Just a guy there twice probably to help his elderly mom. How do I know about the mom............well, as I passed by the house on the way to the bus stop, I heard a car....looking behind me, I see the following and hand on the Bible I'm not making this up. She's backing her car out of the driveway slowly and creepy like in the wee hours of the morning (5:45am pickup) with one bag of garbage on the top of the car and one bag of garbage on the trunk! I knew right then that no one would believe me. I've never seen anyone do that before and the first and only time I do it's the Klopeck house! For those of you wondering, no, she didn't beat the garbage with a ho.

Since then, the house has been cleaned up....although, I haven't drive by it in quite a while. I think I may do that on my next trip to my parents house to let you all know if I see any foaming squirrels.

Mattrock
 
There were how many of them?

Did one of the garbage bags look bulky and probably a little bit moist?
 
Was it preceded by a weird $@#!&@ noise and the smell of cooking a $@#!&@ cat???
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Mattrock wrote:

Great quotes all. Sorry, none of the above, just one old lady.<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

At least...that's all you know...
 
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