We are a cult

Mayfield669

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I was watching Die Hard on Turner Classic Movies last night where all through the show they scroll trivia about the movie at the bottom of the screen. Well, Rick Ducummon has a small part as a city work down in a manhole trying to cut off power to the building. The fact came up that he plays Tom Hanks nosy neighbor in the "cult classic" the 'Burbs. Two things: 1) they call the Burbs a classic (which it is) and 2) it is a "Cult classic" so that means we must be a cult. Do we have a secret handshake or something? Is there a stuffed crow that we should dance around? Just thought I'd ask.
 
I think this is deserving of our own chant. Maybe we should invite the neighbors over for a bbq, or at least burn a cross on their lawn...
 
LOL, well, I agree so that means we should come up with our own chant. Any suggetions?
 
"I wa-nna watch... the cla-ssic Burbs...the Burbs is good...the burbs is a cult..."

Hey that's cool. We all knew it was a cult classic anyway. People like us made it a cult.

I think every wednesday night we should put that black camo-crap on our faces, eat some ribs and run around the neighbourhood (as if running away from bees) holding a chainsaw screaming "Who in the heck ordered a bloodshake?"

Alternatively....we could come up with a special handshake. How about one where you get someone to shake your hand and your hand is wearing a surgical glove, covered in ketchup, and you say "Pardon my glove"



 
How cool would that be...the expressions on the recipient....LOL
 
I think it would be damn funny just to say "pardon my glove" after shaking someone's hand whether you're wearing one or not! Watching them trying to figure out what the hell you're talking about would be hilarious...
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:

"I wa-nna watch... the cla-ssic Burbs...the Burbs is good...the burbs is a cult..."

Hey that's cool. We all knew it was a cult classic anyway. People like us made it a cult.

I think every wednesday night we should put that black camo-crap on our faces, eat some ribs and run around the neighbourhood (as if running away from bees) holding a chainsaw screaming "Who in the heck ordered a bloodshake?"

Alternatively....we could come up with a special handshake. How about one where you get someone to shake your hand and your hand is wearing a surgical glove, covered in ketchup, and you say "Pardon my glove"



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Oh man, LMBO! If we ever have Burbs gathering...everyone wear bloody gloves..er..*cough* I mean ketchup..

We should buy a buttload of candles..invite everyone over for a BBQ...have a life-size tom hanks cardboard cutout over the grill..have strawberry(blood) shakes..plenty of sugar substitute..when everyone arrives do the glove thing. Have a fake cough attack after eating a pretzel and sardine. Excuse yourself from the guests while you go take the trash out.. beat the h**l out of it with a stick...and give everyone a copy of the 'Burbs, with a toy femur, as they leave.

Wouldn't that be an awesome party?!
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>TheManiacNextDoor wrote:

I think it would be damn funny just to say "pardon my glove" after shaking someone's hand whether you're wearing one or not! Watching them trying to figure out what the hell you're talking about would be hilarious...<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

LOL yeah...when quite clearly it's just a bare hand. LOL That would rule. I'm going to try that tomorrow first chance I get! It'll be like "What the????"
 
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