Mayfieldentology
I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
Who are you?
Some specialists are even trained in Klopekology.
Klopekology 101
Klopekology 101
Walter, I have your dog.
Klopektology - Wikipedia. Desc: "The scientific study of the Klopeks.
Man, I'd love to lecture this.
"Okay class, your assignment is to compare and contrast Ray's approach to dealing with nuisance neighbours, against Art and Mark's approach. Critically evaluate and assess the importance of keeping a tidy yard and having a lawn to mow in keeping with suburban expectations"
This would touch on social influence of conformity/compliance... The sociologist Georg Simmel's work on 'strangers', and close proximity yet social distance...oh man it could work!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, I'd love to lecture this.
"Okay class, your assignment is to compare and contrast Ray's approach to dealing with nuisance neighbours, against Art and Mark's approach. Critically evaluate and assess the importance of keeping a tidy yard and having a lawn to mow in keeping with suburban expectations"
This would touch on social influence of conformity/compliance... The sociologist Georg Simmel's work on 'strangers', and close proximity yet social distance...oh man it could work!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...we should sue them..."
Hmmmmm, this sounds like the best job in the world.
OK, second best, since obviously this one here is the best job in the world (you might have heard of this):
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7823812.stm
Anyway, teaching Burbology is a dream. Imagine you can do this each and every month and get paid for it. With a professors salary.
And sooner or later when you received the Nobel Prize...
OK, second best, since obviously this one here is the best job in the world (you might have heard of this):
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7823812.stm
Anyway, teaching Burbology is a dream. Imagine you can do this each and every month and get paid for it. With a professors salary.
And sooner or later when you received the Nobel Prize...
Walter, I have your dog.
The Nobel Pretzle Prize.
I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
quote:Rays Yard wrote:
The Nobel Pretzle Prize.
hahahaha
The Nobel Pretzle Prize.
hahahaha
quote:RayPeterson wrote:
Hmmmmm, this sounds like the best job in the world.
OK, second best, since obviously this one here is the best job in the world (you might have heard of this):
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7823812.stm
Anyway, teaching Burbology is a dream. Imagine you can do this each and every month and get paid for it. With a professors salary.
And sooner or later when you received the Nobel Prize...
Too bad I have a phobia of the ocean. Well deep water, with no view of the bottom. *shudders* Just imagining it freaks me out.
Hmmmmm, this sounds like the best job in the world.
OK, second best, since obviously this one here is the best job in the world (you might have heard of this):
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7823812.stm
Anyway, teaching Burbology is a dream. Imagine you can do this each and every month and get paid for it. With a professors salary.
And sooner or later when you received the Nobel Prize...
Too bad I have a phobia of the ocean. Well deep water, with no view of the bottom. *shudders* Just imagining it freaks me out.
I'm only afraid of the water when it's dark, when the sun has already vanished. Sometimes in my holidays when I was walking down the beach at night I imagined what it would be like to be in the water at that time. Too scary.
Walter, I have your dog.
Yeah night time diving would scare the crap outta me. Ever since Hooper went down to take a look at Ben Gardner's boat in Jaws...when he pulls the tooth out and that face appears....eugh....with the eye missing....
"...we should sue them..."
JAWS contributed a lot to the fact that some people are afraid of the depth of the ocean. Even if you're somewhere where there are no sharks at all.
Walter, I have your dog.
Yeah...Jaws rocks!
"...we should sue them..."
Smile you *^#%@!!! (SNABOOM)
For sale - fresh shark meat
For sale - fresh shark meat
Run to me, run to water!