I watched it about a month ago. It's funny and kinda sad in a way.
I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
Worst movies you've ever seen
Worst movie ever...oh...the pain...oh the agony...where to begin...?!
Here's a few of my candidates:
Welcome to mooseport.
A movie about some dull-a** neighbors that are afraid of change, a local plummer that also wants to become the town mayor because of a new rival in town.
It's in fact so boring that I actually gave it a second chance just because I thought I must have been missing something, no movie can suck this bad. Well...I stand corrected. (actually fell asleep once during the movie).
If it was possible to give it MINUS starts...I'd give it MINUS 5, out of PLUS 5.
In fact, if you truly really hate someone, seriously loathe them...you could lock them up in a basement, with a indestructible tv, and put the DVD on re-play. It would be worse than when the army played Spice Girls at night to discourage the enemies.
*edit*
Whoops...that was just ONE movie, but during my explanation of that movie, I actually remembered it, and realizing that it must be the absolute undisputed champion for the Worst movie of all times title.
Seriously - don't see it.
Here's a few of my candidates:
Welcome to mooseport.
A movie about some dull-a** neighbors that are afraid of change, a local plummer that also wants to become the town mayor because of a new rival in town.
It's in fact so boring that I actually gave it a second chance just because I thought I must have been missing something, no movie can suck this bad. Well...I stand corrected. (actually fell asleep once during the movie).
If it was possible to give it MINUS starts...I'd give it MINUS 5, out of PLUS 5.
In fact, if you truly really hate someone, seriously loathe them...you could lock them up in a basement, with a indestructible tv, and put the DVD on re-play. It would be worse than when the army played Spice Girls at night to discourage the enemies.
*edit*
Whoops...that was just ONE movie, but during my explanation of that movie, I actually remembered it, and realizing that it must be the absolute undisputed champion for the Worst movie of all times title.
Seriously - don't see it.
Worst movie ever has to be Megalodon. I have seen some sh*t but this takes the cake. I never knew sharks could roar and swim backwards.. hold on..they dont. And yet i finished to the whole damn thing :holy:
I want to kill everyone, Satan is good, Satan is our pal
hot tub time machine!
i had to cover my face when walking out of the theater, i was ashamed
the worst part is i laughed at a few parts, felt like i was chubby chasing or something
i had to cover my face when walking out of the theater, i was ashamed
the worst part is i laughed at a few parts, felt like i was chubby chasing or something
You gonna build something with those?
hot tub time machine wasn't that bad was it? By no means it was good. Maybe decent at best but the worst movie ever? 
I forgot all about men who stare at goats. Do NOT! watch this movie..i repeat do not watch this movie! I thought the trailer was pretty cool but good god that movie was the worst pile of crap I’ve ever seen. Megalodon was far more entertaining.
I forgot all about men who stare at goats. Do NOT! watch this movie..i repeat do not watch this movie! I thought the trailer was pretty cool but good god that movie was the worst pile of crap I’ve ever seen. Megalodon was far more entertaining.
I want to kill everyone, Satan is good, Satan is our pal
Megalodon you say? Hmmm, sounds like I should give it a try.
Walter, I have your dog.
Are you sure?
I want to kill everyone, Satan is good, Satan is our pal
quote:Rioto wrote:
Are you sure?
Considering the fact that I was laughing out loud when I saw that youtube clip because of the extremely bad acting and the extremely bad CGI effects I'd say: Yeah, sure.
I somehow like those bad movies just for the trash factor.
Are you sure?
Considering the fact that I was laughing out loud when I saw that youtube clip because of the extremely bad acting and the extremely bad CGI effects I'd say: Yeah, sure.
I somehow like those bad movies just for the trash factor.
Walter, I have your dog.
I got a new one.
John dies at the end. Seems alot of people like this movie but it so bad. Even Paul Giamatti coudnt save this one.
John dies at the end. Seems alot of people like this movie but it so bad. Even Paul Giamatti coudnt save this one.
I want to kill everyone, Satan is good, Satan is our pal
Has to be a tie between Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Mega Shark vs Giant Ocotopus
"A soldiers way, saves the day. Entré."
I don't think I've ever forced myself to see something I'd call the worst movie I've ever seen, basically because I have a habit of just walking out of the movie theater if I think the movie stinks.
One of those movies was the fantastic 4. I actually like the cartoon series, but the movie stunk to high heaven.
Any movie where the effects looks so fake it could be done by little Johnny...I'd immediately discard.
One of those movies was the fantastic 4. I actually like the cartoon series, but the movie stunk to high heaven.
Any movie where the effects looks so fake it could be done by little Johnny...I'd immediately discard.
The Room is terrible. It is also hilarious. It's one of those so bad it's good movies. There are so many great quotes from it.
"You are the one who lives next door."