Burbs Day - Specifics

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I might buy this to whack the heck out of with my rifle. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Owl-Garden-Pest-Control_W0QQitemZ190129593371QQihZ009QQcategoryZ75579QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Or something similar. I need to get to a flea market and get something cheap.

What are you guys doing? Getting anything specific in? Pretzels? Pineapple? Ribs?

I'll also get my CD ready in the car and when I drive anywhere, blare out the theme tune really loud. It's quiet where we are...Apart from the noise of guns knocking the crap out of pot owls.
 
On top of my shopping list there is the dog food. It might be an awkward situation when I ask the salesclerk which one of them tastes best.

Furthermore I have to get me a blue bathrobe in which I will fetch the newspaper (barefoot) with the coffecup in my hand. I'll scream "Morning Walter" no matter if there is any person in sight or not (it won't be Walter anyway since we don't have a Walter in our neigbourhood).

Sardines and pretzels are obligatory...

There's more to come.

 
I think we should "INVITE OURSELVES" over to our neighbors for a nice neighborly chat. Try to find a psycho neighbor. ;)
 
Of course! Though my house doesn't have any wallpaper.

I was watching the movie and I love how after the Doctor says,

"We have guests."

Hans says quietly,

"Sort of."
 
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LOL LOL

That would be cool. Anyone watching us doing this stuff would think we've got mental. Ah, well...

RE: Sardeens. I think brine. But they do them in Spring Water and Tomato Ketchup. I think Hans' were in brine.
 
I'm going with beer, sardines, and pretzels. Will watch Burbs twice, once alone, and the second time with wifey. The beer will be flowing for Burbs day.

that is all
 
Well, it's this coming saturday so better get prepared soldiers.
I think, in all seriousness, it'll be slurping orange juice, playing the soundtrack LOUD in the car, windows down, in the afternoon shooting the ceramic owl, looking forward to that, then watch burbs at night with beers (crushing the empty cans obviously) and pretzels and sardines. May try to cram a bit of burbs in the morning, but my 3 and a half year old daughter has monopoly on the TV in the morning.
I just thought...I used to always eat some crap called 'Spicy Pork Crunch' when I watched the burbs. I will get some of that sh*t in too.
 
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