CAPTAIN RUMSFIELD: War Hero...and Wuss!

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Art_Weingartner

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Let's document Mark's cowardice.

1) Well...see my avatar ! "We agreed to do it together"
2) He was 18 months in the bush but check out his face when he gets a few drops of rain on his head when they're using the infra-red scope on the Klopeks!!
3) He panics with the Klopek's wallpaper
4) He is easilly controlled at the beginning by Bonnie when he loses it with Walter's scum barking rat! LOL
5) "The Klopek's WITH COPPERS!!!!!!" panics...
 
There are many more...can you add them?


 :D
 
*He doesn't want to climb up the pole..."it's awfully high" LOL even I'd dare to climb up.


BUT I think he's really cool. After all he
*Broke into Walter's house with the use of his cool gadgets
*he has the siren-mode. haha
*He isn't afraid to confront the Klopeks.. "WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN THE CELLAR HERE KLOPEK"
*He's totally in the Klopek's face.. "You got a lawsuit on your hands mister"
*He looked like he was on the verge of punch that gargage man. LOL
 
He is calculating. He kicks butt when the threat is not very great (the garbie and the Klopeks because they are geriatric or wimpy like Hans) but when the threat is real like falling from the telephone pole, he is a total chicken. He reminds me of the Cowardly Lion in the Wizard of Oz.
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>HuNkYcHuNkYmOnKeY97030 wrote:

He's startled by Ricky calling out, "Hey Rumsfield!" and falls off the roof.<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

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"Oh no, Mark is falling off the roof again. That's the third time this month."
 
he isnt real ex army. he says he is and wears all the clothing to look hard.
Every morning
rasing the flag, showing off his new gear now and then.
he got picked on at school for his early signs of bald and uglyness....
so he gets all the gear frm his local FAMOUS ARMY STORES and hightech equipment from ebay

 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ANVIS-Long-Range-Night-Vision-System-PVS-14-Compatible_W0QQitemZ220121756848QQihZ012QQcategoryZ40970QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

carol has her suspicions also about him

 
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