Cheap cologne, hidden house, and.. what's on his iPod?

BonnieRumsfield

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Ok. So, this happened a few months back, maybe last year. It was so bizarre. I walk/jog about 30-45 minutes around my neighborhood, almost everyday. Well, one evening me and my sister went together.

  Just a couple of houses down from us lives a high school teacher. He has a long drive way that curves around these trees and bushes. So the house is pretty much hidden! I had never, personally, seen anyone go in or out of that drive way. NEVER! I wasn't even sure if he was living alone or what. His mail turned at our house once, apparently addressed to his wife..maybe..Or maybe his..alias..anyway! I digress!

   It just so happened that on this very evening he was walking too. As we got nearer to his house...we started smelling...this weird kinda odor(kinda like death). It smelled like a pool filled with cheap cologne had gotten dumped down the street! It was awful! The funny thing was, we didn't start smelling it until we got past his house. And the even stranger thing!...it was just in that one area...Well, right before we got up to his house...oh and by the way...this man..NEVER smiles. NEVER! If he does...it's like the creepiest thing. I know because my sister showed me pictures, when she was in high school.

  So, we're walking...and there he is...walking down the road, towards us..not directly to us, but going the opposite way as us. So me and my sister go silent..hahaha He has an ipod...and not a smile upon that face. After he passes, I just burst out laughing! I'm not sure if it was nervous laughter or what. I just laugh. It was so scary!
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So now me and my sister have come up with this story. He kills people...maybe the high school students or teachers? Keeps their bodies in his house, and covers the smell of the decay with cologne. I've only smelled it once, so maybe it's like a once a year ritual thing.

hahahahaha! Oh my. I need to post a picture of him. He'll give you nightmares.

I love this board..because I could never tell that story to just anyone. Only y'all would see the true horror of it.
 
Wow, that's an amazingly Burbish story! I wouldn't be at all surprised if you're right on the mark, either. Stranger things are happening in the 'hoods around us. I think you need to get your friends together and investigate this further. I could loan you my library card if it'll help you get in the back door...
 
The card will only snap (after the 800th time of using it) ...ahhh it's a sh*t library anyway...

Bonnie. Bonnie there's no doubt anymore...this High School teacher is killing people...

Okay...What you need to do is get a few of your friends/neighbours together at 11 'o' clock at night (in a rain storm) and go snooping on his land with an infra red scope (snipers use them for night vision). Then you need to get some fresh lamb's blood and a few gallons of Holy Water.

Before he moved in, who moved out? Did they say 'bye' when they left? Was there a parking van out front? These questions need answering...
 
Go for it Bonnie, yes

And by the way, that is not cheap cologne you are smelling. It is probably hundreds of those little pine things that people put in cars. He's probably got them hanging up all over his porch.
 
Was it one of those really hot summers? You know the kind of heat when your underwear creeps up...anyway...
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:

Yeah...Bonnie...these things need to be answered!<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>



Bonnie...? Are you there? Has anyone seen Bonnie? I see her TV is still on and her chair is turned over... :holy:
 
I found her rag wedged between a bunch of magazines. Strange.
 
and her zinnies were thrown all about the palce.
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>TheManiacNextDoor wrote:

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:

Yeah...Bonnie...these things need to be answered!<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>



Bonnie...? Are you there? Has anyone seen Bonnie? I see her TV is still on and her chair is turned over... :holy: <center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

hahaha!
Well I haven't really seen him much since..and I'm too scared to actually go through the drive way. I need a couple of people with me, and we can snoop around.

I did see him another time, and I waved, and he waved back...and it was weird..oh, and around Christmas time, I saw an empty big screen tv box out by the trash.
He must have saved up for that, because teachers don't get paid jack.
 
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