Greetings and Salutations

[QueeniesHopeDiamond]

My life has drastically improved since my dear friend, Landru, introduced me to this genius of a site. Now I can reflect on what it means to have a dog like Walter who sometimes takes dumps on Rumsfield's yard. Oh, and I have a place where I can openly admit to being a Corey Feldman fan without the backlash of my friends who don't even remember who he is. I was totally born ten years too late.

 

[Landru]

You can take a dump on my lawn any day! I'll call the pizza dude, it will be far out!

 

[QueeniesHopeDiamond]

I will remember that. Your yard does look like it needs a little fertilization.

 

[Landru]

The sign is up in my yard just today. It's officially for sale...I will $h!t my pants if someone named Klopek buys it...

 

[RayPeterson]

Landru, what is that? Slavic?

Damn, worrying about that causes this thing with my stomach again.

 

[Landru]

NO!

 

[QueeniesHopeDiamond]

Landru I wish I had been up at the crack of dawn with you to watch a dog poop in your newly for-sale house.

 

[BonnieRumsfield]

Welcome to the neighborhood, QueeniesHopeDiamond! Here's a little somthin' for the ol' sweet tooth. (Dirt & leaf free.)

 

[RayPeterson]

Bonnie's making the best brownies on the block.

 

[Landru]

Don't spill those brownies in a hole through the porch