Hans

I've always assumed that Hans' mother died in childbirth or soon after, and that's why Werner lost his mind and became a murderer. I've always viewed Hans as being a case of extreme emotional neglect from his father (Reuben doesn't seem as bad. In fact, in the scene where the neighbors are visiting the house, he seems sort of protective) and a product of his environment rather than someone who's inherently evil. I maybe have thought about this too much and maybe have constructed a whole headcanon back story about the Klopeks (that I won't post here because it would be a hella long post that nobody would probably want to read anyway).

Also, I know this thread was pretty much dead, but I was going through the entire "God I Love This Street" board to get rid of a pesky phantom "New" notification and saw it and couldn't resist.
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>DemonPrincess wrote:

I won't post here because it would be a hella long post that nobody would probably want to read anyway)..<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

I'd want to :D It sounds like you've almost got enough material for a Burbs prequel.

Oh, and I've got that phantom "new" notification on the "God I Love This Street" section too. No matter how many threads I view it won't go away. So many times I get here and see the "new" and think "ooh, a new post," and then there's nothing there...
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Kris Klopek wrote:

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>DemonPrincess wrote:

I won't post here because it would be a hella long post that nobody would probably want to read anyway)..<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

I'd want to :D It sounds like you've almost got enough material for a Burbs prequel.

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I want it, too ;)

It's an interesting train of thoughts regarding the Klopek's background. I have to admit, I never really thought about their background but now that you mentioned your idea I'm pretty concordant with it. Maybe it's not just a case of emotional neglect but some kind of physical abuse. This might be why Hans cringes when Bonnie touches his shoulder.
 
I never thought about Hans' upbringing, or his childhood (although I am now), but I did always wonder about the Klopeks' past in general. When the Klopeks talk about all the moving about they've done it makes me wish I could see their stories from other American suburbs. I'm sure there are many other cases like the Knapps, and perhaps other cul-de-sacs where paranoid neighbours decided to investigate!

During some of those earlier Klopek homes Hans would have been a little kid. That would have been weird...
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>RayPeterson wrote:

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Kris Klopek wrote:

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>DemonPrincess wrote:

I won't post here because it would be a hella long post that nobody would probably want to read anyway)..<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

I'd want to :D It sounds like you've almost got enough material for a Burbs prequel.

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I want it, too ;)

It's an interesting train of thoughts regarding the Klopek's background. I have to admit, I never really thought about their background but now that you mentioned your idea I'm pretty concordant with it. Maybe it's not just a case of emotional neglect but some kind of physical abuse. This might be why Hans cringes when Bonnie touches his shoulder.
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Then I might have to post it! :D Now the only question is, to post it as straightforward as possible or in angsty fanfiction form...

As far as him flinching goes, I sort of assumed that the physical and emotional neglect (neither Werner nor Reuben strike me as the "huggy" type), coupled with the fact he was raised in such a macho home without any women, made physical contact--especially from an attractive woman--is alien and startling to him.

Which, of course, brings us to the brink of the rabbit hole that is repressed sexuality, which I could write a dissertation on and, therefore, will stop talking about now before this gets out of hand. What can I say? I'm a Literature major through and through. ;)
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>DemonPrincess wrote:
 
Then I might have to post it! :D Now the only question is, to post it as straightforward as possible or in angsty fanfiction form...

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Better play it safe and post both :) If you keep writing enough Burbs-related stuff I could give up buying books for a few months!

 
Hang onto your hats, folks, apparently, this is so long it's going to take several posts to get the whole thing up.

Reuben was an only child after his mother left his father. He stayed that way until he was 12, after his father married another woman, who got pregnant and begat Werner. Their father was a brilliant scientist, but he was very disconnected and quite a bit paranoid (especially with the threat of another world war). He built a hidden room in the basement of their home in Germany "just in case." His wife and older son thought he was crazy until, when Werner was 4, World War II broke out. A year later, their heritage was called into question by the Third Reich, and Reuben and Werner's father, preparing for the worst, instructed Reuben to take care of Werner no matter what. He packed them bags of food and clothes and gave Reuben specific instructions about what to do if he and his step-mother were taken away. So, a few weeks later, when Reuben was woken up in the middle of the night by his panicked father, he knew exactly what to do. He took Werner and hid in the secret room in the basement, keeping his younger brother calm and quiet while trying not to panic himself, and, when the soldiers left, took Werner and absconded, eventually making it to Switzerland. He took his father's demand seriously, and he vowed to protect Werner with his life. From the age of 17 on, he became a surrogate parent to Werner, who began to show signs of great intelligence. After the war ended, they moved to Holland, where they tried to forgo their Germanic heritage. Reuben began to resent his father for his absentee parenting (before he was captured, he was too preoccupied with his paranoia to really have much to do with Reuben or Werner), but he loved his younger brother almost like a son. He got odd jobs in garages or doing manual labor while Werner went to school, excelling in all of his classes, especially science. Reuben was incredibly proud of Werner's intellect and began putting away money for his brother's future. Being of near-genius level intellect, Werner was easily accepted into a medical school in Switzerland.
 
Once his baby brother was out on his own and doing well, Reuben gave into his darker side and became an alcoholic, not having to nurture or protect anyone anymore. Werner had no idea. While in school, Werner met a woman and fell madly in love, eventually proposing to her. When he went to tell Reuben, he found him at the bottom of a bottle. Feeling indebted to his brother for all of his years of protection and nurturing, he told his fiancée he would be in Holland for a while, taking care of his brother. He cut Reuben off cold turkey and got him back in good health before suggesting he move to Switzerland, so he could be closer and once again be a part of his life. Reuben gave in (because he could never deny Werner anything,) and he moved to Switzerland. Two years before he graduated, Werner married his lover (a tall, pretty redhead who was a few years younger than him, with a shining personality.) They decided to wait until Werner was out of school to have a baby. After he graduated, Werner quickly found work as a pathologist, and, within two years of him graduating, he had made enough money to comfortably support a child. Meanwhile, Reuben, who had given up liquor and still hadn't regained any of his "maternal instinct," so to speak, had been giving the young married couple some space. He would come over for dinner when invited, and had made sure his brother knew how very proud of him he was, but it seemed like Werner was doing all right without him having to be there every second playing parent. Reuben was a little bit lonely, but, at the same time, happy about his brother being so well-adjusted. He decided to not get married or have children, because, in his mind, he wouldn't make a good husband and had already raised a child. However, he found himself once again "going soft," so to speak, when Werner and his wife announced they were going to be having a baby. However, the pregnancy was a hard one, and by the end, Werner’s wife was bedridden. She knew she probably wouldn’t survive the delivery, but she was so desperate for a child, she decided anything and everything was worth it.

She died an hour after giving birth to Hans.
 
Werner called his brother, told him to come over immediately, never mind that it was the middle of the night, and broke down. Reuben was there within a half hour.



 
For weeks afterward, Werner couldn't get out of bed and Reuben took care of his nephew the same way he took care of his brother. Within a month, he had moved in. Beginning to worry about him, he finally got his brother to sit down and talk to him. Werner didn't seem to care about anything anymore, not even his son. Reuben told him that he understood how difficult this had to be for him, but he had a child to take care of. Werner told him he knew but that he couldn't function while still in the home where his wife died. When he told Reuben he wanted to go to America with Hans, but he didn't want to go alone, Reuben, without hesitation, agreed to go with him, realizing that his brother wasn't the only one who needed him. Werner was showing some signs of a mental break, but Reuben just chalked it up to grief. All the same, he knew that Hans needed someone who was capable of taking care of him, a stable presence, and he was willing to provide one. He agreed to stay behind while Werner went to scope out America and decide where he wanted to live. When Werner sent a telegram, saying that he found a cabin in the woods of Washington where he wanted to live, Reuben took care of all of the packing and moving logistics and soon took Hans and followed his brother. When they arrived, they found that the cabin was beautiful but already furnished, and Werner refused to talk about the previous owners. Reuben became suspicious, but decided he was just being paranoid, like his father. Not wanting to be anything like him, he put it out of his mind and focused on raising the boy. Werner was starting to show signs of disconnection, much like their father, and Reuben absolutely refused to let Hans be put in the same situation he was put in before he and Werner's father remarried. Several years passed, and Hans started to transition from babyhood to toddlerhood. Reuben loved him very much, while Werner remained disconnected and distant. Reuben had long forgotten his suspicions, those thoughts being lost in the whirlwind of childrearing and the constant nagging pain of seeing the boy being treated like he didn’t exist by his one remaining parent. One day, Reuben found a dead raccoon out by the trash and decided to bury it before Hans had a chance to see it. He picked out a nice patch of soft earth just inside the woods. As he began to dig, he started finding bones. At first, he thought they were just from an animal. A deer, probably, God knows there are enough of them around. But the more he dug, the more bones he found, and it became clear that it wasn’t a deer—it was human remains. He, at first, panicked, not knowing what to do. He had done things he wasn't proud of, that was for certain, but it was all to protect his younger brother and he had never killed (or even harmed) an innocent person. Werner had gone mad with grief, and Reuben was entirely unsure of what to do, his world crumbling around him. He packed himself and Hans a bag and took the boy out under the pretense of a fishing trip/hike in the woods to cool down and figure out a way to break it to him that they're leaving. While they were out, he casually brought up Hans' father, and, when Hans expressed how much he loved him, Reuben realized that he couldn't just rip him away from the only parent he has left. He also recalled his promise to Werner that he would always take care of him. Once they got home, and he fed Hans his dinner and put him to bed, he poured himself a drink--the first he'd had in years--went out onto the porch, and lit up a cigarette. When Werner got home (and Reuben was on cigarette number three and drink number two,) Reuben told him to pull up the other chair, because they needed to have a talk. He told him he knew what he had done. He told him that he wasn't going to leave and take Hans with him, but he did have some stipulations:

First, if he was to keep doing this sort of thing, he would have to hide it from the boy, no matter what. He didn't need to know his only remaining parent was a killer.
Second, if Hans ever did find out, Werner was NOT, under any circumstances, allowed to involve him in his crimes. This was non-negotiable.
Third, if he never discussed his doings with Reuben, Reuben wouldn't ask any questions.
And fourth, he could not interfere with Reuben attempting to give Hans a semi-normal life. He knew at this point that normalcy was impossible, but dammit if he didn't try.

Werner accepted the conditions, relieved that his brother was staying.
 
The next time they moved, it was the same basic situations. No questions asked. No lies told.

The third time they moved was when it all went downhill.

The family had a dog. A mean one. It attacked Werner, which gave the man of the house enough time to get the fireplace poker and beat Werner within an inch of his life. If the dog hadn't gotten overstimulated and accidentally bit his owner while trying to bite Werner, Werner would have been arrested (if he was lucky.) The dog bite gave him enough time to inject the man with his serum (the dog, he just set free.) After that, killing the wife was easy.

When he came home bleeding, limping, and half dead with bite marks all over him, however, Reuben couldn't help but ask questions. That night, at their kitchen table, Reuben made the decision to never let his little brother go on one of these trips alone. He didn't approve of what he was doing, Lord no, but he couldn't stand to see his brother killed. He couldn't stand to see the look on Hans' face if he had to tell him his father is dead. He couldn't stand to lose one more person. So, it was decided. He would come along, he would wait by the front door, just in case something went wrong, and he would not lay hand on anyone unless absolutely necessary.

Years passed, Hans went from being a small child to being a young man. Although he wasn't going to school, he was very smart. He read quite a bit, and he learned quickly. Reuben had taught him how to cook, clean, and fix a car so far, and Werner had taught him basic first aid. The only thing he was having trouble grasping was his father's lessons of how to be hospitable and gentlemanly. But he tried his best. So far, Reuben had kept his father's doings a secret from him.

Until he was fourteen.

When he was fourteen, they had just moved in to a new house. His father and uncle were downstairs, putting together the furnace (honestly, why did they have to tote that unwieldy hunk of metal around with them?) and he was out exploring the backyard. He heard a noise coming from the bushes...a sort of high-pitched whimper or whine. When he went to investigate it, he found a tiny, shaking ball of tan fur, too skinny and far too young to be out on its own. He tucked it in his jacket (even under two layers of clothing, he was cold. He couldn't imagine what the poor little dog felt like,) and immediately went to show his dad and uncle and ask if he could keep him.

He sprinted down the stairs enthusiastically (remember, he said to himself, they might not let you keep him. But wouldn't it be neat if they did?) He was already planning what he was going to say--"Dad, Uncle Reuben, I was outside, and I heard a noise, and I found this, and can I keep him, please? Look at him, he's starving...without me, he'll die. Please?" His foot hit the floor of the basement, and the words were already coming out of his mouth as he rounded the corner to the furnace room,
"Dad, Uncle Reuben--" and then the words stuck in his throat.

He vaguely noticed the color draining from his uncle's cheeks. His father slowly turned to him, mouth agape. They were blurry and out of focus compared to the naked corpse lying on the table next to them. It was a woman. Her eyes and mouth were opened. Her arm was dangling limply off the table.

"Oh," he heard his uncle say, "Oh, Hans."

 
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