I'm gonna watch the Burbs twice (I always do that on Burbs Day) and lit up the candles while the Caruso track from Rigoletto is playing.
Orange juice is ready, pretzels as well. No sardines, I'm trying to cut back.
Fetched the newspaper in my pyjamas. No paperboy in sight, so I just poured the coffee on the street, once again hoping nobody would see me.
Already had a decent breakfast like Art (minus the dog food).
Was on the balcony, suspiciously staring at the neighbours' houses.
Burbs Soundtrack is running in the background for about two hours now.
More to follow...