The ceremony I officiated yesterday,went beautifully.I tell ya I love doing what I always wanted to do since,I was little.When I was 7 years old I tried to marry off my sister to the little neighbor boy.It didn't work out darn it[kicking my feet like Art and Mark when Carol wouldn't let Ray come out to play.]!
Mom said,she wasn't allowed to be married and made us come in for dinner.
I didn't have to tell the Groom to listen to his Wife.He will learn that in time on his own.hahaha
But I did watch The Burbs last night before I went to bed.
He comes over here to smoke cigars,his wife won't let him,he doesn't know I know that.
I went and did something productive. I went and watched 'The Burbs' today!! It was good.
That's what I'm gonna do right now.I'm gonna go watch The Burbs.That's what I need.I need this[The Burbs]and you'll see I'll be whole new woman.Now I have to go and write a ransom note telling Kennyman,That I have kidnapped one of his beers.
He comes over here to smoke cigars,his wife won't let him,he doesn't know I know that.
why don't you take the KMan's beer out of your purse. [_]o
You know a purse that doubles as a cooler could bee sooo AWESOME!Thanks RY,that gives me an idea,of course the purse will also have to be functional.I can see the purse now it would hold two beers and be completely leak proof so other stuff doesn't get wet.OH!I KNOW!Make it big enough that if you wanted to put one of those little wine bottles in it you could.It would have to have lots of compartments.
He comes over here to smoke cigars,his wife won't let him,he doesn't know I know that.