My new neighbourhood

In my opinion you only have two options. Either you ring the doorbell and run or you invite them for a nice neighbourly chat.
 
A third option might be to break into their house, and burn it down while they're gone for the day. :holy: LOL
 
So the weather was nice today, finally, so I decided to do some digging in the back yard. (I have to trim the edge of my lawn so the edge is nice and straight) So I dig by the large hedge that's on the property line to my next door neighbour, an old man who kinda looks like Mario but with grey hair and moustache. I dug up a bone...

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Look at the size of that thing? It looks like it came from a chicken or something? From the looks of it, it looks like it's been buried a while. Hmmm, a chicken femur on the property line to my next door neighbour. Are they killing chickens and sacrificing them to the succubus and incubus?!

I will make sure not to watch any old horror movies tonight like The Exorcist, Texas Chainsaw Massacre II or Race with the Devil...
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>DavePeterson wrote:

So the weather was nice today, finally, so I decided to do some digging in the back yard. (I have to trim the edge of my lawn so the edge is nice and straight) So I dig by the large hedge that's on the property line to my next door neighbour, an old man who kinda looks like Mario but with grey hair and moustache. I dug up a bone...

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Look at the size of that thing? It looks like it came from a chicken or something? From the looks of it, it looks like it's been buried a while. Hmmm, a chicken femur on the property line to my next door neighbour. Are they killing chickens and sacrificing them to the succubus and incubus?!

I will make sure not to watch any old horror movies tonight like The Exorcist, Texas Chainsaw Massacre II or Race with the Devil...<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

Haha, sorry, but this is awesome! Any old neighbours missing recently? When did Mario move in and did you see a moving van in front? You better have an eye on your neighbourhood, soldier!
 
DavePeterson there's no doubt any more, this is Queenie!!
 
Maybe *bites apple*

It could be the weird neighbours, that live a couple of houses over, The Karlsens, dog!

This past weekend they were outside in burning dayligt! They were hurrying up and down the street like they were looking for something. My guess is their dog went missing as I didn't hear the little mutt barking.

Wonder if someone slipped a note under the door that said, "Karlsens. I have your dog!"
 
I hope nobody slipped a note under their door, because if someone did, They're gonna suspect MEE!
 
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