<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>The Fisherman wrote:
How about this,Tigers mistress says,
"why don't you ring my doorbell,or are you chicken?"
Tiger says,"I'm not chicken just because my wife is home."LOL<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>
LOL, the "My wife is home!?" part is indeed very appropriate in the Tiger Woods context.