Paula (the pink panther) Wins Championship

check out my new golf glove...oh pardon my glove...
 
...and Tiger can just stay the hell away from Paula!
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>RayPeterson wrote:

Do you think she bought it?<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

She got it for free...he bought it :)
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>RayPeterson wrote:

Do you think she bought it?<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

She got it for free...he bought it :)<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

And he surely has paid a lot.

This would be the appropriate strategy for Tiger:

I'm not gonna pay for that.

We shouldn't pay for that. We should sue them.
 
I can see Tiger seeing the chick naked and saying that "I'm not going to pay for that"

Or after 'the deed' is done and they're lying in bed "I-I-I've never seen that...I've never seen anyone do something that gross before I-I-I've never seen that"

Or Tiger saying to the chick "Are you done with your eggs?" "Yeah...you just fertilized them"

Anymore? We could throw this open (that's not one by the way)
 
"You've had that in your trouser ALL DAY?" might also be an appropriate quote to be used in that context :D
 
How about this,Tigers mistress says,
"why don't you ring my doorbell,or are you chicken?"
Tiger says,"I'm not chicken just because my wife is home."LOL
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>The Fisherman wrote:

How about this,Tigers mistress says,
"why don't you ring my doorbell,or are you chicken?"
Tiger says,"I'm not chicken just because my wife is home."LOL<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

LOL, the "My wife is home!?" part is indeed very appropriate in the Tiger Woods context.
 
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