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Okay, this should be a good thread for a laugh!
This is all about how our country is basically collapsing from within due to petty crap, agencies and certain individuals focusing on minor, unimportant issues...etc...
I invite you all to post a story from your country which details how ludicrous it's getting.
Here's mine for today.
A hospital.
Now, this hospital for 3 years has allowed women to sit and knit, whilst waiting for their appointment (which here is around 3 years).
So, they have sat and quietly, contentedly, knitted, contributing to blankets for charities. Seemingly peaceful occupation? On the face of it, normal? At first blush, acceptable? Well...
This has now been !BANNED! Oh yes, the health and safety people in the UK have assessed this as risky, because the plastic knitting needles are too sharp. You think I'm kidding?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/health/healthmain.html?in_article_id=482143&in_page_id=1774
Thse are the people who last year ordered schools in winter to apply for licences to take school children out on bus trips, in case they snowball each other. Oh yes...you think a 10 megaton nuclear weapon is a threat? or biological weapons? Anthrax? Sarin? No no no...we're concentrating on the good stuff here. Snow. It was ruled that children have to be so many feet apart in order to throw snowballs at each other.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=435218&in_page_id=1770
Oh and for daring to play tag!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=435233&in_page_id=1770
Still, stories like this, along with a healthy diet of soap operas, chat shows, reality shows etc... they all help to guide the average citizen away from real issues such as what our government are up to...and unemployment, high taxes, what we are doing with our armies around the world, the environment etc...
your stories please?
This is all about how our country is basically collapsing from within due to petty crap, agencies and certain individuals focusing on minor, unimportant issues...etc...
I invite you all to post a story from your country which details how ludicrous it's getting.
Here's mine for today.
A hospital.
Now, this hospital for 3 years has allowed women to sit and knit, whilst waiting for their appointment (which here is around 3 years).
So, they have sat and quietly, contentedly, knitted, contributing to blankets for charities. Seemingly peaceful occupation? On the face of it, normal? At first blush, acceptable? Well...
This has now been !BANNED! Oh yes, the health and safety people in the UK have assessed this as risky, because the plastic knitting needles are too sharp. You think I'm kidding?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/health/healthmain.html?in_article_id=482143&in_page_id=1774
Thse are the people who last year ordered schools in winter to apply for licences to take school children out on bus trips, in case they snowball each other. Oh yes...you think a 10 megaton nuclear weapon is a threat? or biological weapons? Anthrax? Sarin? No no no...we're concentrating on the good stuff here. Snow. It was ruled that children have to be so many feet apart in order to throw snowballs at each other.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=435218&in_page_id=1770
Oh and for daring to play tag!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=435233&in_page_id=1770
Still, stories like this, along with a healthy diet of soap operas, chat shows, reality shows etc... they all help to guide the average citizen away from real issues such as what our government are up to...and unemployment, high taxes, what we are doing with our armies around the world, the environment etc...
your stories please?