I'm going over the fence and into the rose garden and not coming back until I find a queenie dump.
I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
President Obama
Just try not to step on it when you find it...haha
Run to me, run to water!
quote:Rays Yard wrote:
I'm going over the fence and into the rose garden and not coming back until I find a queenie dump.
Or a Bo dump (didn't they name their dog Bo?)
I'm going over the fence and into the rose garden and not coming back until I find a queenie dump.
Or a Bo dump (didn't they name their dog Bo?)
Walter, I have your dog.
quote:kennyman wrote:
Just try not to step on it when you find it...haha
I can just see it now, Obama raising the flag on the white house lawn and SQUISH.
Just try not to step on it when you find it...haha
I can just see it now, Obama raising the flag on the white house lawn and SQUISH.
I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
That would be so cool...
Michelle shouting "Oh-Mr-President-be-careful-Queenie - *squelch*
Michelle shouting "Oh-Mr-President-be-careful-Queenie - *squelch*
"...we should sue them..."
It would be even funnier if he sliped and fell like Hans did...haha
Run to me, run to water!
CNN exclusive footage: Obama shouts he wants to staple his dog's ass shut!
Walter, I have your dog.
And his wife had to rush over to hold him back! LOL
Now that would make the headlines WORLDWIDE!
Now that would make the headlines WORLDWIDE!
Run to me, run to water!
"What are you doing honey?"
"CNN's just bringing the footage of Obama stepping into Bo's dump again!"
*Slapping shoulder* "Good honey."
"CNN's just bringing the footage of Obama stepping into Bo's dump again!"
*Slapping shoulder* "Good honey."
Walter, I have your dog.
*Obama at press conference*
"Today I am announcing we are adding positions to the white house lawn care crew. Because Bo has taken his last dump on my lawn, and if I find one more, just one, i'll-"
*his wife pulls him away from the podium*
"Today I am announcing we are adding positions to the white house lawn care crew. Because Bo has taken his last dump on my lawn, and if I find one more, just one, i'll-"
*his wife pulls him away from the podium*
Run to me, run to water!
LOL
Walter, I have your dog.
I just read that the unemployment rate for the US is 9.5%. OUCH. I guess Obama and his wild spending of billions isn't doing any good. Great, now we have no jobs and no money. Time to go bowl a few frames and get a beef sandwich and make the best of it.
I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!