Pretzels & Sardines

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Art_Weingartner

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Okay, purely by chance I was shopping in my local supermarket when I saw some sardines. Immediately transfixed I saw Hans offering his sardines to Bonnie and Carol accompanied by "sardeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen?".

Of course, I had to get them. BUT. To my horror and dismay, I could not buy any pretzels. I asked an assistant where they were "Oh, we don't sell pretzels"

WHAT?

Unbelieveable. It should be statute law in every country that any shop sells pretzels and sardines.

I put the sardines back and left the building feeling hard done by.

I will get some though, oh yes. For Burbs Day. My gun is ready and Im going to go to a charity shop to look for a crap owl that I can whack.
 
i totally know what you're saying. there is ONE shoppe here that sells pretzels.. and they are like minis, and you buy them along with some non-pretzel things.. also i dont think they sell sardines in brine or oil here. mayyybe oil, but i want brine!!
 
Wait a minute? What store doesn't sell pretzels? They're everywhere! You can't escape pretzels! They're like bad neighbors, you can't get rid of them...
 
It's Britain go figure


In fact, maybe most countries other than the USA?
 
Well, I was jokingly meaning the pretzels...but I meant it also generally speaking. If I lived in another country, and I saw a show like "My Super Sweet Sixteen" I'd hate us too. LOL That show makes me sick...I want to send some bees on those snobby twits...and not let them run to water.

I know not everyone dislikes us, but quite a few don't.
 
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