Ray's Landscaping

[Rays_Yard]

Because of my insane love for the Burb, i'm gonna start (this spring) to landscape the front of my house to look likes Rays. I'll post my progress. Let's all get out there and make our own Mayfield Place.

 

[Mayfield669]

You gotta get some Agapanthus then. Those really nice blue flowered plants. You see them in a couple of different scenes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agapanthus

 

[Rays_Yard]

Thanks Mayfiesl669. That will be my first purchase!

 

[Art_Weingartner]

...and the man at the nursery says to mix the xinias with...

How about getting a Klopek tree? All messed up and distressed? That would rock...

Ray...you have to also have a trajectory of cold coffee on your lawn...

And don't forget CHEM LAWN

And put some of those pine things...those pine trees? on your lawn to deter poodles from taking a sh*t on your grass...

 

[BonnieRumsfield]

I'd love to live in the Klopek house!..minus the furnace of course.

Good luck on your yard, Yard!

 

[RayPeterson]

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>BonnieRumsfield wrote:

I'd love to live in the Klopek house!..minus the furnace of course.<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

...and minus the Klopek's, right?

 

[Rays_Yard]

maybe take the Klopek's wall art. If you can figure out which way to hang it.

 

[BonnieRumsfield]

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>RayPeterson wrote:

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>BonnieRumsfield wrote:

I'd love to live in the Klopek house!..minus the furnace of course.<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

...and minus the Klopek's, right?

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Oh..but you can leave Hands...hehehehe

That's right no Klopeks and no satan dogs.

 

[Mayfield669]

Ah, I liked Landru. He was just misunderstood.

But yeah, you need to get a dead tree and plant? it right out front.

Downside is that all the neighbors will train their dogs to crap in your yard out of jealousy.

 

[Art_Weingartner]

Hey, maybe Queenie destroyed the Klopek's tree with her poodle p*$$?

Bonnie...how can you have a thing for Hans??? He's a ginger. LOL.