Saying a 'Burbs line-having a stranger reply

Herr_Klopek

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On any given day I might say a line from the 'Burbs to a complete stranger. One of my favorites is if I'm in a group of people and no one is saying anything, I'll say "sure was damp today" despite the fact I live in a desert. People just look at me like I'm insane which may lead to a "How's the drainage on your property"line of questioning. Well, one time I was with some guys and I said sure was damp today and a complete stranger, without laughing, replied "I couldn't do anything with my hair. " it was awesome.

I have a friend who show a picture of a girl by an associate. He of course said "pretty girl friend of yours?" And the associate, without hesitation and with an accent said "it came with the frame. "

There are so many of us out there.
 
I swear to god there was this gathering of people in the park, I was there hanging out with them and one of them mentioned a pot-luck dinner and I said "It was so nice of you to invite the new neighbors over for a BBQ, Ray." and one of the other people standing around just kinda looked at me, like he knew it was familiar but couldn't place it, and I said, "Hey look! It's Skip! It's not really Skip, it's Art. He's just pretending to be Skip. He's gonna ask you if you've seen an ice-pick laying around."

Then the guy just threw his head back and laughed. He remembered the movie! After looking at me like he couldn't understand what I was talking about. It's like it clicked after he thought about it for a minute.

Sometimes I'll be in a store, waiting in the check-out line and I always go shopping with the hubby and he'll be standing there and if I feel particularly nervous or just hating the long wait, I'll start talking to Brad (my husband) and he knows what I'm doing so he plays along and I'll start talking to him like I'm trying to keep the conversation between me and him but loud enough where other people close-by can hear me and I'll say; "I just don't like the neighbors digging holes in their backyard at night. It's not right." Then Brad will be like "They can do whatever they want" and then I'll go, "Well yeah, I supposed they're fishermen."

I always ad-lib it but it's always about the neighbors digging in the backyard at night.

I've never actually gotten anyone to openly ask me about my digging-backyard neighbors though, LOL!
 
I usually say whenever there is an opening to this:

And you know why...

Because...

...he trains his dog to crap in my yard!

 
Brilliant!

I can't even count how many times I've uttered "The PIZZA DUDE!" in various circumstances.
 
I was thinking about situations in which I used quotes from that movie.

I sometimes say "Are you siding with XY against us, is that it?" when someone doesn't share my opinion.
 
When someone mention's the sky i often reply: green sky at night. that line still intrigues me
 
I used to live in an apartment and a bunch of my friends were around, and one of the maintenance men drove by us, well to make a long story short he acts like a nut and flirts with any women he sees and his wife is at home thinking he's being a good guy. Well, back to the story, he drove by and I said <span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>that kids a meatball.<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span> all my friends laughed
 
Many times I've heard a last name and replied, "is that Slavic?"....still waiting to get about a nine on the tension scale in a response...
 
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