Sentences you wished for a signature

[RayPeterson]

Well the subject might be a little incomprehenisble but here's what I mean: Imagine you met one of the Burbs actors and he/she is willing to give you a signature. He/she asks you if you would want her/him to write anything else above or underneath a signature.

Of course we would ask him/her to write something Burbs-related. So for which actor / actress would you like which inscription (if you don't want to give your name, just write an XXX for example).

Wow, I just realized there are thousands of possibilities. These are just some examples and not my final decision as I wrote them down quite spontaneously:

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Tom Hanks: "XXX, is that a Slavic name?"

Carrie Fisher: "Ray should have listened to me."

Bruce Dern: "Red Rover, red rover, let XXX go over."

Rick Ducommun: "Do not mess with suburbanites."

Wendy Schaal: "No tan-lines this morning."

Corey Feldman: "God I love this street."

Dick (funny how the board censores his first name) Miller: "I hate cul-de-sacs."

Courtney Gains: "It came with the frame."

I know that Henry Gibson and Brother Theodore are not among us anymore and may they rest in peace but nonetheless let's just pretend we could still get a signature from them:

Henry Gibson: "You saw one of my skulls, didn't you?"

Brother Theodore: "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!"

 

[JoOngle]

Bruce Dern:"xxx, a fine Christian name, xxx Christian Anderson!"

Bruce Dern:"xxx, you mean...you've had THAT in your trousers, all day?"

Corey Feldman:"xxx, don't go yet, I called the pizzadude!"

 

[Premiess]

Well there's no lines really to this one, Starting with Sardine? & Ending with Packing Dust Sorry. lol LMFAO A million times.lol

 

[Rays_Yard]

Tom Hanks: "I'm just laying her with my eyes shut trying to get some !@#$ sleep"

Carrie Fisher: "you were up at the crack of dawn watching a dog poop:

Bruce Dern: "I'll staple his ass shut"

Rick Ducommun: "Hi Ray, are you eating in there?"

Wendy Schaal: "I'll make brownies."

Corey Feldman: "Yo! Rumsfeld!"

Courtney Gains: "It came with the frame."


Henry Gibson: "Sugar substitue anyone? "

Brother Theodore: "The fat one"

 

[Kris_Klopek]

Some of these are very clever for an autograph, but I'd also love some really simple ones:

Bruce Dern: "Scope me."
Tom Hanks: "I've never seen that."
Rick Ducommun: "Satan is good, Satan is our pal."