The birthday thread

No way! I remember when you were...hmmm...16?

"...we should sue them..."
Happy belated birthday Bonnie. We were busy yesterday getting the kids ready for school. Hope you had a great party.

Run to me, run to water!
Happy Birthday Bonnie. I hope you enjoyed the day and had some fun.

I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
Happy belated Birthday wishes your neighbour from Germany, Ray Peterson.

Walter, I have your dog.
I don't see any September babies listed. I guess that means you're next KMan.

I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
When was Lincoln's birthday?

Walter, I have your dog.
Lincoln who?

I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
Lincoln, the old man next door? Nobody knows where the hell he is...haha

Run to me, run to water!
Hans put him in the garbage can and banged the hell out of him with a stick. Then he buried him in the backyard.

*Grabs bone from dog*

Ray, this is a femur. It happens to be a human thigh bone. Ray, there's no doubt anymore. This is real. Our neighbors are murdering people. They're chopping them up. They're burying them in their backyard. Ray... This is Lincoln.

"You are the one who lives next door."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Walter, I have your dog.
There has to be some other explanation for this..

Run to me, run to water!
OK so today i'm 42. I dont mind admiting it because I dont feel old yet.

My dads b-day was yesterday, he's 71, now thats old...haha

Run to me, run to water!
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