The birthday thread

Hans put him in the garbage can and banged the hell out of him with a stick. Then he buried him in the backyard.

*Grabs bone from dog*

Ray, this is a femur. It happens to be a human thigh bone. Ray, there's no doubt anymore. This is real. Our neighbors are murdering people. They're chopping them up. They're burying them in their backyard. Ray... This is Lincoln.
 
There has to be some other explanation for this..
 
OK so today i'm 42. I dont mind admiting it because I dont feel old yet.

My dads b-day was yesterday, he's 71, now thats old...haha
 
Happy B-Day Kman! Have an Octoberfest on me!
 
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OK so today i'm 42. I dont mind admiting it because I dont feel old yet.

My dads b-day was yesterday, he's 71, now thats old...haha
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YaY!!!Honey it's your Birthday! I know you won't see this till you get home from work tonight...But Happy Birthday!!!
 :D
 
Happy Birthday wishes your neighbour from Germany,

Hope you had a great day, no psychos, no lunatics.
 
It was great! I spent the day shoving notes under peoples doors, ringing their doorbells and running...haha
 
kennyman said:
It was great! I spent the day shoving notes under peoples doors, ringing their doorbells and running...haha
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You did what?

OH I CAN'T...

ARGH...

YOU STUPID...

(crushes beer cans)
 
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