The captain of our German soccer team reminds me of Ray Peterson

[RayPeterson]

What do you think? Maybe a little bit? At least he seems a little something like the "everyday guy":

 

[kennyman]

I see the resemblance, But I would guess him to be Rays younger brother.
How many younger brothers do you have? Ray has two...haha

 

[RayPeterson]

I have none. Nonetheless I hope I'm still semi-normal.

 

[kennyman]

The answer to these questions will determine if your simi-normal or clearly psycho..

Do you work in your yard?
Do you mow your lawn?
Do you have a lawn to mow?

 

[RayPeterson]

Sometimes
No
Yes

So what is the result? Am I semi-normal or not?

 

[kennyman]

A minimum of two yes answers is required to be semi-normal, two nos would mean clearly psycho. Sorry RP but it seems your only semi, semi-normal...haha

 

[RayPeterson]

Damn, I'm not even COMPLETELY semi-normal.

I'll start mowing the lawn soon.

 

[kennyman]

Or get a gun and start shooting the crows in your neighborhood..
Perhaps that would convince your neighbors that you are semi-normal...HAHA

 

[RayPeterson]

I'll shoot crows while mowing my lawn. That will guarantee my semi-normality.

 

[kennyman]

If they see you doing that, i'm sure they wont wait a month to invite themselves over for a nice neighborly chat...haha