Twisted Beer Crawl

It IS a lovely night...it's sweltering you know that heat when the twisted beer crawls...anyway it was hot...
 
:) Beer...what would we do without it? Whoever invented beer...I'd pin the highest civilian award one's country could bestow right on their chest.

*presses button and salutes a flag with a bottle of beer on it before stepping in some dog crap*
 
I heard a theory a while back that says the reason humans settled into agrarian society was not to grow grains for bread since the old grains were too hard hulled to be easily ground into flour, but to grow grains for beer, since when malted the hardness of the hulls did not make a lot of difference. Ancient societies rock ;)
 
Yeah, they defo had their priorities sorted. Beer. THEN food.

I imagine the wife waiting:
"Where's the food?"
*HIC!* "What?....food?..."
 
Get your lazy butt off your rock, grab your spear and go kill something for dinner. My mother always grunted that you were worthless. You and your malted, fermented, hard-hulled primitive grain beverage.
 
and the guy saying

"Ahhh I'm outta here...I'm going over to the boys in the den!"

I can just see the wife saying "Hey...one of the Huns came out of the cave...literally!"
 
Yeah, and the boys would include a few other cave men, an Australopithecus or two and a couple of monkeys - guys just hanging out.

Hans would look the same, though.
 
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