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I have a few favourite quotes from Art, but Rueben, Rumsfield and Ray also have some classics. Let's take a poll on your choice of the top 3! Mine are:

ART - Mutilations...MUTILATIONS!

MARK - In Southeast Asia we'd call this type of thing "bad karma"

UNCLE REUBEN - It was parked outside ALL DAY!!!!!!
 
My top 3 quotes have to be:

1. "Don't you make a move sonny. I was eighteen months in the bush and I could snap your neck in a heartbeat." - Mark Rumsfield

2. "I've been blown up, take me to the hospital." - Ray Peterson

3. "You were up at the crack of dawn watching a dog poop." - Carol Peterson

That was a hard decision because there are so many GREAT lines in the entire movie.

 
I was 9 when I 1st experienced "The Burbs". I eventually bought it & re-wound the vhs so many times of

1 "He's not busy- now look he's going..go now because if..I mean he's going back in..If you..If you were going to say hi you should probably..there he's going into the hou- your gonna lose him because he's.. he's.......Well there now you've blown it now haven't ya?"


2 "Klopeck; what is that Slavik?!"
    
   "No!"

3 "Look why don't we cut out all this polite crap, allright? Whats the weird god@*X noise ya got coming outta here all the time?"


4 "AHHHH! WE HIT A GAS PIPE! THERE'S ALL KINDS OF GAS IT'S GONNA BLOW!!" !!PPPUUUUUUFFFF!!

  

 
"we agreed do to it together"

"run to me, run to water"

"you mean a dead guy's house?"

"scope me"

"sleep tight"

's all good.
 
Scope me LOL

Sleep tight...always a good end to an MSN convo!
 
I love Ray's rant at the end of the movie!

"Remember what you were saying about people in the 'burbs, Art, people like Skip, people who mow their lawn for the 800th time, and then SNAP? WELL, THAT'S US. IT'S NOT THEM, THAT'S US. WE'RE the ones who are vaulting over the fences, and peeking in through people's windows. We're the ones who are THROWING GARBAGE IN THE STREET, AND LIGHTING FIRES. WE'RE THE ONES WHO ARE ACTING SUSPICIOUS AND PARANOID, ART. WE'RE THE LUNATICS. US. IT'S NOT THEM. It's us."

And of course! Who can forget Art's reply?

"I don't know what to say... What, do you want me to move? "
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:

Scope me LOL

Sleep tight...always a good end to an MSN convo!<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

hahaha ;) Just like:

"It's been real." "Let's do this again sometime, real soon."
 
how could i forget that one.

"THROWING GARBAGE IN THE STREETS" haehaheaeha.


oh and "he doesn't know i know that.. HIIII RAY..."
 
the mutilations line is perfect. i love it to pieces. little, fleshy pieces...

Art: "Kinda like...gravediggers ?"
Dave: "...maybe."

Art: "Ooh, the crows are too big for the birdfeeder , she says."

Ray: "Nobody knocks off an old man in my neighborhood and gets away with it."

there are just SO many awesome quotes, its hard to pick.
 
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