Ultimate Quote

"That piece of scum barking rat has just taken his last dump on my lawn! I find one more...just one, I'm going to catch him and staple his ass shut!"
 
It is a movie that is almost completely made of memorable quotes. In addition to the hundred or more already stated

Foaming squirrels.

Ray, you're chanting

Hey Ricky, get this Lame-o out of your yard. Hey Lame-o... (probably already mentioned)

Shut up and paint your....

I could go on and on.
 
There's a couple great ones from the alternate ending:

"No one ever told you when you were born?"

"Hey Hans, send me a license plate!"
 
"Are you completely pussy-whipped? Why don't you just take your balls out of your wifes purse... make a stand for one time in your life" - Mark Rumsfield

"Walter. I know you're in there. That scum-sucking, barking rat of yours has just taken his last dump on my lawn. I find one more- just one- and I'm gonna catch him and staple his ass shut" - Mark Rumsfield

"I'm only trying to take a nap! I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some !@#$ sleep!" - Ray Peterson

Just some random quotes, there's just to many to choose from.
 
I'm watching the 'Burbs right now and I have to add this: "to sit in some dank wet cabin and and wait for that neighbor with that enormous head to get drunk and fall down the stairs" -Ray Peterson. then Carol Perterson replys: "he's a hydrocephalic..."

here's the definition of Hydrocephalic: "A usually congenital condition in which an abnormal accumulation of fluid in the cerebral ventricles causes enlargement of the skull and compression of the brain, destroying much of the neural tissue."

Boy, that Carol is smart as a whip! I'm a little turned on by her big brain!
 
Hey Ray...carefull...it's only a short step from being turned on by Carol's brain...to inviting yourself over for breakfast, shooting their crows, and being pussy whipped.
 
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