We are a cult

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>BonnieRumsfield wrote:

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:

"I wa-nna watch... the cla-ssic Burbs...the Burbs is good...the burbs is a cult..."

Hey that's cool. We all knew it was a cult classic anyway. People like us made it a cult.

I think every wednesday night we should put that black camo-crap on our faces, eat some ribs and run around the neighbourhood (as if running away from bees) holding a chainsaw screaming "Who in the heck ordered a bloodshake?"

Alternatively....we could come up with a special handshake. How about one where you get someone to shake your hand and your hand is wearing a surgical glove, covered in ketchup, and you say "Pardon my glove"



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Oh man, LMBO! If we ever have Burbs gathering...everyone wear bloody gloves..er..*cough* I mean ketchup..

We should buy a buttload of candles..invite everyone over for a BBQ...have a life-size tom hanks cardboard cutout over the grill..have strawberry(blood) shakes..plenty of sugar substitute..when everyone arrives do the glove thing. Have a fake cough attack after eating a pretzel and sardine. Excuse yourself from the guests while you go take the trash out.. beat the h**l out of it with a stick...and give everyone a copy of the 'Burbs, with a toy femur, as they leave.

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Yes it would...and as everyone arrives, they have to drive the last few yards real slow - no headlights LOL
 
yeah some people have odes and songs named after them..you have a chant....
 
You guys are on a role. We have to call the pizza dude and we need to have some crime scene tape across the street.

Chris, do you have some of that tape?

There are a lot of people with songs named after them - Dickie Betts' daughter, Jessica, George Harrison's wife (aka Layla), even the Yellow Rose of Texas - but I can't name anyone else with a chant named after them.
 
After we beat the hell out of the afore mentioned garbage we need to dump it all into the street so the guests have to drive through it as they arrive. We also need to leave crap in the yard...but anyone that steps in it will have to stay outside with the lamos.
 
I actually do have a green floodlight stored away with my Christmas decorations. I bought it years ago with thoughts of installing it with the Christmas lights but I never did...
 
While we're at it, Someone get on the roof, all dressed in camo. Do a slippidy-slide dance down, and then blow a guest's car window out.
 
i have some white&red tape-thingie (i think they use that colour here) but it doesnt have a police logo. (actually its my dads tape but i nicked it haha)

LOLOL @ pardon my glove

 
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