Wrong Answer Game

[Foaming_Squirrel]

Here is where you ask a question and get the wrong answer. 'Burbs themed questions will recieve a creative answer that is way off.


Example:
What does Queenie do that Mark hates so much?

Answer: She humps his leg and chews up his paper.

Real Question:
Where did Ray get his new tools from and what ocassion?

 

[Knapp_Sack]

From the Knapps, to mark the anniversary of their second conversation!

 

[Art_Weingartner]

Okay that's enough of this second conversation...

 

[Rays_Yard]

Real Question:
Where did Ray get his new tools from and what ocassion?

From the hydrocephalic up at the lake house.

 

[Art_Weingartner]

He dug them up from under the fence...it was Lincoln's birthday...

 

[RayPeterson]

He stole them from a dead man's house.

 

[Art_Weingartner]

He got them from Suzette's mother...it was the day they were playing golf, they were playing that much golf, really...FORE!

 

[Uncle_Reuban]

In the Klopek's furnace, right next to the skulls.

Here's a new question:

What have you got in the basement herr Klopek?

 

[Art_Weingartner]

A soda fountain.

 

[Rays_Yard]

A horse.