HAHAHAHH omg the postman pat theme, i LOVE IT.
seriously.. it's WHACKED!!
"pat feels he's a really happy man"
i once wrote a fanfic where he went and borrowed a shotgun (uhm was it alf or something) from a character. and just as he borrowed it, he killed the man. mrs. pottage, i believe it was, saw this, and he ran over her, enjoying every minute of it, even though it was a close call, and very spontaneous.
so next sunday, when everyone was in church, singing a hymn (a danish one, as i wrote this stuff in norwegian) and he started shooting people randomly. Until he eventually shoot the priest i think, and hmmm. i cant remember if he shot himself, or chickened out.
either way.. my friends enjoyed it, haha.
and i actually did research to find out the names of people and stuff, LOL WHEEE