Yeah, but I already see my pal's reactions if I don't do it:
"Chicken. Baaaaaaaaak Bak Bak Bak! You know you look like a chicken in front of your turtle and everything. Your turtle!" (I've got a 54 year old turtle here at the moment, the only "pet" I currently have).
And while I'm approaching the garbage can, they'll shout of the house: "Go for it Mr. Peterson! Yes! Haha! Whoooo!"
With the wind blowing into my face I will simply imagine the theme which is playing when Ray and Art are walking towards the Klopek's porch.