My new neighbourhood

Friggin sweet! :D

And since you where just getting to know them...You'd probably want them to stay, right?! >)
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>DavePeterson wrote:

I think they're clean. I think Bonnie and Carol are right.<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

Are you totally pussy-whipped or what? Why don't you get your balls out of your wife's purse for once in your life? I'm telling you this "doctah" isn't what he's supposed to be.

 
My significant other wanted the kids trampoline submerged, so I was in the backyard yesterday, digging. Not a finger, not a nose, nothing. No femurs either.
And the neighbours? They didn't do one thing.
 
They probably saw and must have stored the body parts somewhere else. Did you already check their basement?
 
Looks like fall came early this year. It's been cold, windy and raining a lot these past couple of weeks.

Our house warming party is tomorrow and the forecast says heavy rain AAAALLLL DAAAAAAAAYYY!!

Rain Delay, Bummer!

Means I can't go snooping around in the neighbours garbage while the others keep 'em busy.
 
If we're serious for a minute here (I'm laughing with you, believe me)...but...

...imagine that some twisted news-h*rny sensationalist TV-Reporter or newspaper journalist comes by and misreads our little antics? :D

I can actually both hear and see the headlines right in my head:

"Hollywood 80s cult movie - The Burbs makes fans go over the edge".

You never know what happens on the internet these days, thanks to forums like The Burbs Online Community, fans can gather and re-live their favorite movie, cast and times every day as if it was right back in the 80s.

But some fans take things too far, one fan went so far in his Burbs fantasy role play online that he literally spied on the neighbors in his street in a peaceful suburban town, LOLville in west-hampershnewshire.

A renowned Doctor and his family had just moved in to the peaceful suburban street, and this didn't go unnoticed by the Burbs fan who happily reported about what was going on his street to the online fan community, this is where things got out of hands.

DR. Shriener Wienerballen says to Channel 1024 News that it's not unusual for roleplays to get out of hand, and it's a real mental illness, often by people who are lonely and special who find each other - online. The secret is early detection, says Dr. Wienerballen.

The Burbs movie fan had broken into the Doctors home and scared his family, he didn't actually do something but yelled lines from the movie "What do you have in your basement, HERR KLOPEK?!".

The fan, now in custody claims that he was encouraged to do it from forum members and never imagined it would go this far.

Channel 1024 NEWS, Patricia Newsworthy.
 
Yea, let's not take it that far. I don't want to be one of those people who vault the fences and peeking through peoples windows and throw garbage in the streets. :D
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>JoOngle wrote:

If we're serious for a minute here (I'm laughing with you, believe me)...but...

...imagine that some twisted news-h*rny sensationalist TV-Reporter or newspaper journalist comes by and misreads our little antics? :D

I can actually both hear and see the headlines right in my head:

"Hollywood 80s cult movie - The Burbs makes fans go over the edge".

You never know what happens on the internet these days, thanks to forums like The Burbs Online Community, fans can gather and re-live their favorite movie, cast and times every day as if it was right back in the 80s.

But some fans take things too far, one fan went so far in his Burbs fantasy role play online that he literally spied on the neighbors in his street in a peaceful suburban town, LOLville in west-hampershnewshire.

A renowned Doctor and his family had just moved in to the peaceful suburban street, and this didn't go unnoticed by the Burbs fan who happily reported about what was going on his street to the online fan community, this is where things got out of hands.

DR. Shriener Wienerballen says to Channel 1024 News that it's not unusual for roleplays to get out of hand, and it's a real mental illness, often by people who are lonely and special who find each other - online. The secret is early detection, says Dr. Wienerballen.

The Burbs movie fan had broken into the Doctors home and scared his family, he didn't actually do something but yelled lines from the movie "What do you have in your basement, HERR KLOPEK?!".

The fan, now in custody claims that he was encouraged to do it from forum members and never imagined it would go this far.

Channel 1024 NEWS, Patricia Newsworthy.
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LOL, this is great, very creative.

Anyway, I'm saying Dave goes over the fence and doesn't come back until he finds a dead body.
 
Housewarming party was a success. Fired up the BBQ and drank a couple hundred beers. A lot of fun, and it was nice to meet all the neighbours. But they were not all there. The Karlsens.. nobody knows where the hell they were?

Anyway, I got to meet the neighbour next door over, Poul, was his name. He told me he was working as an electician at the cable company, so he also fixed the signal of my big screen tv. Great guy. Slightly excentric, but maybe he's taken a jolt or two in his lifetime.

So now I've met almost everyone on my new street except the Karlsens and the old couple next door over in the opposite direction.

 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>DavePeterson wrote:

Housewarming party was a success. Fired up the BBQ and drank a couple hundred beers. A lot of fun, and it was nice to meet all the neighbours. But they were not all there. The Karlsens.. nobody knows where the hell they were?

Anyway, I got to meet the neighbour next door over, Poul, was his name. He told me he was working as an electician at the cable company, so he also fixed the signal of my big screen tv. Great guy. Slightly excentric, but maybe he's taken a jolt or two in his lifetime.

So now I've met almost everyone on my new street except the Karlsens and the old couple next door over in the opposite direction.

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OK, how much more proof do we need? Those Karlsens are evil incarnate, living right next to you. Hey Dave, sleep well!
 
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