Neighbors from hell?

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Uncle Reuban wrote:

He's no hepcat, that's for sure!

OK this isn't really much of a bad thing, but my neighbors across the street have literally like 20 people living in their house. Most of them come out at night(I think they are big partiers). So they aren't that bad, just weird.

Also, my neighbors next door have a Golden Retriever that always craps in my yard! I usually take a shovel and throw it over the fence back into my neighbors yard!.

So, other than that, my neigborhood is pretty normal!<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

Okay, here's what you do. Take that sh*t and shovel it into a paper bag. Then, put it on the guy's doorstep and set fire to it. The guy comes out, he stamps on it to put out the flames, he stands in the poop. Then he hops and shouts "uncle reuben....UNCLE REUBEN" and hops over to your place.
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Uncle Reuban wrote:

He's no hepcat, that's for sure!

OK this isn't really much of a bad thing, but my neighbors across the street have literally like 20 people living in their house. Most of them come out at night(I think they are big partiers). So they aren't that bad, just weird.

Also, my neighbors next door have a Golden Retriever that always craps in my yard! I usually take a shovel and throw it over the fence back into my neighbors yard!.

So, other than that, my neigborhood is pretty normal!<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

Okay, here's what you do. Take that sh*t and shovel it into a paper bag. Then, put it on the guy's doorstep and set fire to it. The guy comes out, he stamps on it to put out the flames, he stands in the poop. Then he hops and shouts "uncle reuben....UNCLE REUBEN" and hops over to your place.
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I will definitely try that sometime!

 
A hideous...raging inferno...and if he damages his doorstep, say "I'm not going to pay for that"
 
I'm going home this weekend, so I'll be sure to spy on the neighbors.
 
Try to get a look in their bared up basement windows..
They are probably building a dungeon down there.
 
I think one of them might have their basement windows covered up. Probably a meth lab though. So that's where the green lights come from.
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Uncle Reuban wrote:

I think one of them might have their basement windows covered up. Probably a meth lab though. So that's where the green lights come from.<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

Methadone is green
 
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