Neighbors from hell?

IT WAS A JOKE...hey we all have to take jokes...it's a sign we're adult enough to see it for what it is...

I mean...hey, I'm a drummer for fu*ks sakes.

My fave drummer joke?

How do you know the stage is level?

The drummer dribbles out of BOTH sides of his mouth.

Oh...oh you think that's funny Ricky?

How do you know when it's the vocalist knocking at your door?
He never knows when to come in.

How do you make a guitarist turn down in volume?
Put the music in front of him.
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Rays Yard wrote:

pay him for the pizza. hee hee. Sorry NF. I should have say, "how do you get a Michigan fan off your front porch".<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

I don't know,cause even though this is Ohio,there are some Michigan fans here.But you could always put police tape across your porch.I don't like football,not really.I like basketball,but that's because I think basketball players are hot. :D
But still you could always put police tape up across your porch to get a basketball fan off your porch.My ex-brother-in-law's a cop,maybe he can get you a deal.I'll tell him you need a couple of gallons,sorry I mean rolls of police tape. :D
 
nah, I'll just burn his house down while he's out for the day.
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Rays Yard wrote:

nah, I'll just burn his house down while he's out for the day.<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

LOL!

Heck if you bring a couple of cases of Bush light and some good road kill.He's a country boy,from the boonies,he likes to eat ground hog.He'd probably help you.
That is unless you fall off the roof or something.Make sure you don't drop your animal crackers.haha
 :D
 
I'll try not to shoot out his car window also.
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>nocternal feeder wrote:

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Rays Yard wrote:

pay him for the pizza. hee hee. Sorry NF. I should have say, "how do you get a Michigan fan off your front porch".<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

I don't know,cause even though this is Ohio,there are some Michigan fans here.But you could always put police tape across your porch.I don't like football,not really.I like basketball,but that's because I think basketball players are hot. :D
But still you could always put police tape up across your porch to get a basketball fan off your porch.My ex-brother-in-law's a cop,maybe he can get you a deal.I'll tell him you need a couple of gallons,sorry I mean rolls of police tape. :D <center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

Who are the 'hot' basketball players? Females here all go for football (soccer) players like Dave Beckham. Can't even string a sentence together but hey...
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>nocternal feeder wrote:

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Rays Yard wrote:

pay him for the pizza. hee hee. Sorry NF. I should have say, "how do you get a Michigan fan off your front porch".<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

I don't know,cause even though this is Ohio,there are some Michigan fans here.But you could always put police tape across your porch.I don't like football,not really.I like basketball,but that's because I think basketball players are hot. :D
But still you could always put police tape up across your porch to get a basketball fan off your porch.My ex-brother-in-law's a cop,maybe he can get you a deal.I'll tell him you need a couple of gallons,sorry I mean rolls of police tape. :D <center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

Who are the 'hot' basketball players? Females here all go for football (soccer) players like Dave Beckham. Can't even string a sentence together but hey... <center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

Art:
The hottest basketball player is Robert Horry,he played for The Lakers for a while.In recent years he played for The Spurs,my favorite.But I like basketball players because their tall,and have awesome arms.

RY:
If you did he would clap and say you know how to throw a party...But he has a old pick up truck.

 :D
 
<marquee><font size="+1"><font color="#007700">GO CELTICS!!!</font></font></marquee>
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Rays Yard wrote:

<marquee><font size="+1"><font color="#007700">GO CELTICS!!!</font></font></marquee><center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>


Yes! Go Celtics!
Like I said before on here,I'm love that the Celtics beat the Lakers last year,to win the NBA Championship game.I know the Lakers is Kennyman's team,but they beat my Spurs in the final four before the championship.Knocking my Spurs out.So go Celtics,except of course unless your playing my Spurs.Then it's Go Spurs!!!!
 :D
 
I can see the headlines now,"2009 champions L.A. Lakers bury Celtics in the backyard!"
 
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