Hey, do you know how to get a Buckeye fan off your front porch?
I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
Neighbors from hell?
Update on my neighbor Fat Freddy's house, he cleaned his yard!!
I think the only reason he cleaned it is because of all the flooding that is going on here. He didn't want any of his junk floating away.
I have reason to believe his yard will be back to its normal messy self in a months time.
I think the only reason he cleaned it is because of all the flooding that is going on here. He didn't want any of his junk floating away.
I have reason to believe his yard will be back to its normal messy self in a months time.
"You are the one who lives next door."
quote:Rays Yard wrote:
Hey, do you know how to get a Buckeye fan off your front porch?
um, no. But I feel compelled to remind you that I am a Buckeye fan(nat. champions 2002)
It's OK though, we can take a good natured joke.(Buckeyes lost 2 championchip games since 2002...ouch)
Hey, do you know how to get a Buckeye fan off your front porch?
um, no. But I feel compelled to remind you that I am a Buckeye fan(nat. champions 2002)
It's OK though, we can take a good natured joke.(Buckeyes lost 2 championchip games since 2002...ouch)
Run to me, run to water!
pay him for the pizza. hee hee. Sorry NF. I should have say, "how do you get a Michigan fan off your front porch".
I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
IT WAS A JOKE...hey we all have to take jokes...it's a sign we're adult enough to see it for what it is...
I mean...hey, I'm a drummer for fu*ks sakes.
My fave drummer joke?
How do you know the stage is level?
The drummer dribbles out of BOTH sides of his mouth.
Oh...oh you think that's funny Ricky?
How do you know when it's the vocalist knocking at your door?
He never knows when to come in.
How do you make a guitarist turn down in volume?
Put the music in front of him.
I mean...hey, I'm a drummer for fu*ks sakes.
My fave drummer joke?
How do you know the stage is level?
The drummer dribbles out of BOTH sides of his mouth.
Oh...oh you think that's funny Ricky?
How do you know when it's the vocalist knocking at your door?
He never knows when to come in.
How do you make a guitarist turn down in volume?
Put the music in front of him.
"...we should sue them..."
quote:Rays Yard wrote:
pay him for the pizza. hee hee. Sorry NF. I should have say, "how do you get a Michigan fan off your front porch".
I don't know,cause even though this is Ohio,there are some Michigan fans here.But you could always put police tape across your porch.I don't like football,not really.I like basketball,but that's because I think basketball players are hot.
But still you could always put police tape up across your porch to get a basketball fan off your porch.My ex-brother-in-law's a cop,maybe he can get you a deal.I'll tell him you need a couple of gallons,sorry I mean rolls of police tape.
pay him for the pizza. hee hee. Sorry NF. I should have say, "how do you get a Michigan fan off your front porch".
I don't know,cause even though this is Ohio,there are some Michigan fans here.But you could always put police tape across your porch.I don't like football,not really.I like basketball,but that's because I think basketball players are hot.
But still you could always put police tape up across your porch to get a basketball fan off your porch.My ex-brother-in-law's a cop,maybe he can get you a deal.I'll tell him you need a couple of gallons,sorry I mean rolls of police tape.
He comes over here to smoke cigars,his wife won't let him,he doesn't know I know that.
nah, I'll just burn his house down while he's out for the day.
I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
quote:Rays Yard wrote:
nah, I'll just burn his house down while he's out for the day.
LOL!
Heck if you bring a couple of cases of Bush light and some good road kill.He's a country boy,from the boonies,he likes to eat ground hog.He'd probably help you.
That is unless you fall off the roof or something.Make sure you don't drop your animal crackers.haha
nah, I'll just burn his house down while he's out for the day.
LOL!
Heck if you bring a couple of cases of Bush light and some good road kill.He's a country boy,from the boonies,he likes to eat ground hog.He'd probably help you.
That is unless you fall off the roof or something.Make sure you don't drop your animal crackers.haha
He comes over here to smoke cigars,his wife won't let him,he doesn't know I know that.
I'll try not to shoot out his car window also.
I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
quote:nocternal feeder wrote:
quote:Rays Yard wrote:
pay him for the pizza. hee hee. Sorry NF. I should have say, "how do you get a Michigan fan off your front porch".
I don't know,cause even though this is Ohio,there are some Michigan fans here.But you could always put police tape across your porch.I don't like football,not really.I like basketball,but that's because I think basketball players are hot.
But still you could always put police tape up across your porch to get a basketball fan off your porch.My ex-brother-in-law's a cop,maybe he can get you a deal.I'll tell him you need a couple of gallons,sorry I mean rolls of police tape.
Who are the 'hot' basketball players? Females here all go for football (soccer) players like Dave Beckham. Can't even string a sentence together but hey...
quote:Rays Yard wrote:
pay him for the pizza. hee hee. Sorry NF. I should have say, "how do you get a Michigan fan off your front porch".
I don't know,cause even though this is Ohio,there are some Michigan fans here.But you could always put police tape across your porch.I don't like football,not really.I like basketball,but that's because I think basketball players are hot.
But still you could always put police tape up across your porch to get a basketball fan off your porch.My ex-brother-in-law's a cop,maybe he can get you a deal.I'll tell him you need a couple of gallons,sorry I mean rolls of police tape.
Who are the 'hot' basketball players? Females here all go for football (soccer) players like Dave Beckham. Can't even string a sentence together but hey...
"...we should sue them..."
quote:Art Weingartner wrote:
quote:nocternal feeder wrote:
quote:Rays Yard wrote:
pay him for the pizza. hee hee. Sorry NF. I should have say, "how do you get a Michigan fan off your front porch".
I don't know,cause even though this is Ohio,there are some Michigan fans here.But you could always put police tape across your porch.I don't like football,not really.I like basketball,but that's because I think basketball players are hot.
But still you could always put police tape up across your porch to get a basketball fan off your porch.My ex-brother-in-law's a cop,maybe he can get you a deal.I'll tell him you need a couple of gallons,sorry I mean rolls of police tape.
Who are the 'hot' basketball players? Females here all go for football (soccer) players like Dave Beckham. Can't even string a sentence together but hey...
Art:
The hottest basketball player is Robert Horry,he played for The Lakers for a while.In recent years he played for The Spurs,my favorite.But I like basketball players because their tall,and have awesome arms.
RY:
If you did he would clap and say you know how to throw a party...But he has a old pick up truck.
quote:nocternal feeder wrote:
quote:Rays Yard wrote:
pay him for the pizza. hee hee. Sorry NF. I should have say, "how do you get a Michigan fan off your front porch".
I don't know,cause even though this is Ohio,there are some Michigan fans here.But you could always put police tape across your porch.I don't like football,not really.I like basketball,but that's because I think basketball players are hot.
But still you could always put police tape up across your porch to get a basketball fan off your porch.My ex-brother-in-law's a cop,maybe he can get you a deal.I'll tell him you need a couple of gallons,sorry I mean rolls of police tape.
Who are the 'hot' basketball players? Females here all go for football (soccer) players like Dave Beckham. Can't even string a sentence together but hey...
Art:
The hottest basketball player is Robert Horry,he played for The Lakers for a while.In recent years he played for The Spurs,my favorite.But I like basketball players because their tall,and have awesome arms.
RY:
If you did he would clap and say you know how to throw a party...But he has a old pick up truck.
He comes over here to smoke cigars,his wife won't let him,he doesn't know I know that.
GO CELTICS!!!
I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!